PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Macena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Haha Urajoke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macena comes to the cage accompanied by 50 Cent. On his way into the cage it seems that Daniel Macena has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Daniel Macena seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Macena
vs
Urajoke

165 cm
21
135 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

176 cm
27
145 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Daniel Macena!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Haha Urajoke!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Felipe Paraventi and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macena shoots in and drives through. Urajoke sprawls well.
Macena with a poor takedown

so Urajoke counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Urajoke drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Macena dives on top into guard.
Macena throwing strikes but missing.
Macena loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Macena with a flurry of punches that miss.
Macena knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Urajoke on the ground.
Macena postures up in Urajoke's guard and throws a big left but Urajoke blocks it.
Macena throws a big elbow that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Macena accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Macena in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Urajoke trying to keep a closed guard but Macena is proving a slippery customer.

Macena has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Urajoke to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Macena is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Urajoke pulls down on the head and he's put Macena to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Haha Urajoke! Haha Urajoke retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Haha Urajoke thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.