PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes to the ring accompanied by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Golem has chosen Geo dude geo geo dude as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Golem

187 cm
25
215 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

191 cm
33
203 lbs
31 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz jabs Golem to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Golem digs a good hook to Doofenshmirtz's body.
Golem fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Doofenshmirtz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Golem avoids a kick to the body.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at NexGen Fight Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Golem moved out of range.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Golem.
Doofenshmirtz motions for Golem to come forward. Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Golem scores with a hook to the body. Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Doofenshmirtz gets a clinch.
Golem looking to slow down the pace here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a punch but it's blocked by Golem.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to break the clinch but Golem has him pressed against the ropes.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Golem's defenses.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to break the clinch but Golem has him pressed against the ropes.

Doofenshmirtz breaks from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a jab to the body but Golem is just out of range.
Golem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Golem doesn't manage to clinch there - Doofenshmirtz circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Doofenshmirtz. That snapped Golem's head back.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the side of Golem's head but Golem sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick

and Golem counters by clinching up.
Golem lands an elbow that stopped Doofenshmirtz in his tracks for a moment.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Golem.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Doofenshmirtz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz tries to circle away but Golem has him pinned against the ropes.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Doofenshmirtz as Golem tries to tie him up.
Doofenshmirtz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Doofenshmirtz misses with some punches.
Golem taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A short right from Golem on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Golem lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.

Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Golem blocks it.
A low kick from Doofenshmirtz misses

and Golem moves into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right hand.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Golem just misses with a elbow thrown towards Doofenshmirtz's brow.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Golem's elbow.
Golem throws a punch but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick

and Golem counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Golem throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Golem takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Geodude Golem has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding damage as Golem throws knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding damage as Golem throws knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Golem.
Golem tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Golem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Golem moved out of range nicely.
Golem needs to keep his hands up - Doofenshmirtz had a free shot at his head there.
Golem throws a push kick but Doofenshmirtz slaps the foot to one side.
Golem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A left lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz falls off balance throwing a combination

and Golem counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Golem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Golem has Doofenshmirtz pressed against the ropes, preventing Doofenshmirtz from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Golem avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz wants to land a leg kick but Golem is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice looking combination but Golem bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a loose jab but Golem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Golem. That one must have hurt.
Golem lands with a shot to the body.
Golem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Golem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab.

Doofenshmirtz darts in and clinches Golem up against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice knee to the body.
Golem lands with a light punch inside.
Golem misses with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside.

Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Golem.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an attempted mid kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Golem moves out of range easily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Golem counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Golem.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but Golem blocks it.
Golem throws a head punch that misses.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Golem struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Doofenshmirtz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Doofenshmirtz gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Golem throws a head punch that misses.
Golem throws a head punch that misses.
Golem can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Golem misses with the head strike.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a knee to the head.
Golem blocks an elbow strike.
Golem misses with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a wild elbow strike from Golem.
Golem throws a punch but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Golem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Golem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz missing with knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz tries to break free but Golem pushes him back against the ropes.
Stalling in the clinch from Golem.
Golem on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Golem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Golem throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to push Golem away but Golem has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
A nice left hand lands by Golem.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow strike.
A hook to the body from Golem.
A shot in the inside from Golem.
Doofenshmirtz takes an elbow to the forehead.
Golem blocks an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz misses with the head strike.
Geodude Golem seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nice elbow from Golem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz pushes Golem back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to break free of the clinch but Golem has double underhooks.
Good body shot from Golem.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem scores a nice knee to the body.
Golem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Golem lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A short body shot lands from Golem as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Golem on the inside.
Golem scores with a shot to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
A short right from Golem on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Golem lands a hook that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the head.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but Golem blocks it.
Golem lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Golem lands a hook to the side of the head.
Golem using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A short left from Golem.
Golem lands an elbow inside.
Golem lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Golem.
Golem lands a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem tries to land a knee to the head but Doofenshmirtz blocks with his arms.
Golem lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Doofenshmirtz.
Golem pushes Doofenshmirtz back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Golem.
Golem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Golem makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Golem has him pressed against the ropes.
Knees in the clinch landing for Golem.
Golem lands with a left to the head.
Golem lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Golem lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Golem lands a right hand.
Golem working Doofenshmirtz over with knees to the body.
Golem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Golem lands a knee to the head.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut is getting worse.
Doofenshmirtz prevents a body shot from Golem.
Oh Doofenshmirtz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Golem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem is leaning against Doofenshmirtz and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Golem misses with a body punch.
Golem gets through Doofenshmirtz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Golem working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Golem has his opponent in a tight Thai clinch and unloads with a massive knee that drops Doofenshmirtz to the canvas! Can Doofenshmirtz beat the count? 3,4,5,6 and he's up... is he? Yes, he's up! The referee is taking a long look at him and he's waved off the fight! He didn't think Doofenshmirtz was in a fit state to continue so this fight is over! Golem is your winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Geodude Golem!
Geodude Golem made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.