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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Surfer Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bartlomiej Potocki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dude's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jack Johnson - You And Your Heart. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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181 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Surfer Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Bartlomiej Potocki!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Mauricio Rocha and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potocki throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dude stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dude takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dude misses with a right hand
and Potocki makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dude throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dude tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dude looks to land a right hand but Potocki moved out of range.
Dude tries to move into range but Potocki moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A jab lands there for Dude.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Potocki. Beautiful body shot.
Dude cracks Potocki with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Potocki. Dude does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dude throws the left hand but Potocki avoids the punch easily.
Dude takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Potocki pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Potocki thuds his shin into the meat of Dude's side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potocki looks to land a body kick but Dude moved away.
Potocki thumps Dude with a low kick.
Potocki scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dude doesn't seem bothered though.
Dude takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Potocki feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dudes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Potocki throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dude swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dude throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dude misses the shot to the body.
Dude definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Surfer Dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Potocki checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dude. Potocki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Potocki slips a straight right by Dude.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Potocki checks it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dude closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Potocki jabs Dude right on the nose. Dude blinks but takes it well.
Potocki scores with a jab. Dude acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dude swings for the body but Potocki moves out of range.
Dude takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dude works Potocki's body with a nice hook.
A thudding body kick lands there by Potocki!
Dude moves away from the strike by Potocki.
Potocki throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range.
Dude lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dude misses with a low kick.
Potocki defending well as Dude loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potocki loads up on a big right hand but Dude slips the punch.
Potocki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Potocki displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dude throws out the jab.
Dude throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Potocki lands with a thumping leg kick.
Potocki blocks a low kick nicely.
Potocki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dude misses with a looping left.
A swing and a miss from Dude.
Dude throws a lazy body kick
and Potocki counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dude thinking.
Potocki uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dude.
Dude walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Potocki checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potocki scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dude throws a shot from downtown. Potocki moves away and avoids it.
Potocki digs a good hook to Dude's body.
Dude takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dude avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dude throws a hook but Potocki blocks it.
Dude jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dude moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Potocki bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Potocki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dude slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Potocki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bartlomiej Potocki dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dude lands a body shot.
Dude's jab looks to have found its range, popping Potocki under the eye.
Dude misses with a straight right.
Dude throws a shot from downtown. Potocki moves away and avoids it.
Dude takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
An inside leg kick lands from Dude.
Dude blocks the body kick.
Dude throws a good cross that connects.
Dude throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dude lands with a thumping leg kick.
Potocki lands with a shot to the body.
Dude cracks the inside of Potocki's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potocki just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude throws a leg kick but Potocki sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dude misses with a straight left.
Dude rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Potocki counters with a big head kick but Dude shrugs it off.
Potocki is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dude rather than just go for the knockout.
Potocki takes one to the side of the head.
Potocki ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Bartlomiej Potocki seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dude takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dude throws a big shot that misses.
Potocki tries a low kick but Dude avoids it.
Potocki looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dude throws a low kick but Potocki avoids it.
Potocki throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Potocki moves out of range as Dude strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Dude.
Potocki misses with a body shot.
Dude misses with a shot to the body
and Potocki counters with a nice body shot.
Potocki tries to land a leg kick but Dude saw it coming and moves away.
Dude tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potocki was well out of range. Poor timing from Dude.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potocki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dude throws a low kick but Potocki avoids it.
Dude scores with a decent looking hook.
A punch combination from Potocki misses.
Potocki throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dude missing with a left hand there. Potocki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dude throws a body punch but Potocki moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Potocki is out of range.
Dude defending well as Potocki loads up on a big left hand.
Dude is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Potocki.
Dude is looking to score with low kicks.
Potocki displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dude throws out the jab.
Dude misses with a low kick as Potocki jumps back.
Dude loads up on a big right hand but Potocki slips the punch.
Dude throws a lazy uppercut
and Potocki counters with a good low kick that Dude was not able to check.
Potocki goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Potocki tries a head kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Potocki. Dude does a little dance to reset his feet.
Potocki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws an overhand right that lands on Potocki's shoulder, as Potocki tries to avoid the shot.
Potocki throws a head kick that half lands.
Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Potocki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dude lands a nice looking body kick.
Potocki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dude.
Dude swings widly with a right hand
and Potocki counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dude fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dude goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Potocki staying out of range there.
Dude throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dude connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Surfer Dude dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Potocki swings for the body but Dude moves out of range.
Dude lands a slapping body shot.
Dude tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potocki was well out of range. Poor timing from Dude.
Dude misses with a hook to the body
letting Potocki counter with a right hand.
Dude keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Potocki.
Potocki attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dude misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Potocki.
Dude will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dude throws a body punch but Potocki moves out of range.
Dude connects with a jab.
Dude throws a hook but Potocki avoids it easily.
Potocki lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dude lands with an uppercut that bounces Potocki off the cage and back into range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Potocki slips under a jab from Dude.
Dude missing with a left hand there. Potocki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice body kick there by Potocki.
Dude fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Potocki checks it well.
Potocki connects with an inside leg kick.
Dude throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Potocki throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Potocki.
Potocki blocks a jab.
Dude is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dude missing with a left hand there. Potocki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Potocki fakes the leg kick and cracks Dude in the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Potocki counters with a right hand to the body.
A jab from Dude does it's job there.
Potocki ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
A solid leg kick lands there for Potocki.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potocki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dude.
Potocki throws a lazy right hand but Dude sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dude lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dude punishes Potocki's body with a nice straight punch.
Dude scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Potocki is rocked!
Dude fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Potocki to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Potocki looks to clinch but Dude throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Potocki taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Surfer Dude!
A victorious Surfer Dude thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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