PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Sexy Julian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kicky McPuncherton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Julian's entrance music is Right Said Fred - I'm too Sexy. A fine choice. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Julian
vs
McPuncherton

197 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

200 cm
24
265 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sexy Julian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kicky McPuncherton!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from McPuncherton misses.

McPuncherton moves into the clinch successfully.
Julian misses with a hook to the ribs.
McPuncherton lands with a left to the head.
Julian lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.

Julian manages to break the clinch.
McPuncherton throws a big shot that misses.
McPuncherton takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McPuncherton has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Julian misses with a looping left.
Julian looks to throw the jab but McPuncherton is out of range.
Julian tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McPuncherton is able to avoid easily.
Julian lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Kicky McPuncherton has been cut.
Julian throws a poor cross that misses
and McPuncherton counters with a slapping leg kick.
McPuncherton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Julian misses with a jab, cross combination.
McPuncherton with a nice cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Julian throws a left and a right that both miss
and McPuncherton counters with a nice uppercut.
Julian throws a front kick aimed at McPuncherton's knee but McPuncherton avoids it well.
McPuncherton moves out of range of the leg kick from Julian.
Julian falls off balance throwing a combination
and McPuncherton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Julian misses with a few strikes there.
McPuncherton throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Julian on the side of the head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Julian.
McPuncherton avoids the head kick by Julian.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McPuncherton crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Julian - the referee stops the clock and McPuncherton gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Julian. McPuncherton manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Julian misses with a hook
and McPuncherton finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPuncherton lands with an overhand left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPuncherton throws the kick towards the body but Julian avoids it.
Julian swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Julian looks to land a right hand but McPuncherton moved out of range.
Julian works over McPuncherton's head and body with a nice combination.
McPuncherton ducks under a wild hook from Julian.
Julian throws a leg kick that misses.
Julian connects with a leg kick. McPuncherton looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Julian tries a head kick but it misses.
McPuncherton throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McPuncherton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Julian.
McPuncherton keeps Julian at a distance using the push kick.
Julian scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Julian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kicky McPuncherton's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Julian throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McPuncherton sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McPuncherton throws a body punch but Julian moves out of range.
McPuncherton ducks right into an uppercut from Julian.
Julian fails to land with a series of punches.
Julian blocks a head kick by McPuncherton.
Julian avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Julian scores with a jab. McPuncherton acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McPuncherton drops his guard momentarily, allowing Julian to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes McPuncherton! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Julian takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Sexy Julian!
Our winner, Sexy Julian, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.