PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between J Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Art Vandalay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Breaker comes to the cage accompanied by Hustlin'. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Breaker
vs
Vandalay

185 cm
39
212 lbs
46 - 24 - 1

195 cm
34
240 lbs
27 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Conquer
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 46 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, J Breaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Art Vandalay!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Vandalay.
Breaker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Breaker misses with a hook. Vandalay ducked under it nicely.
Breaker throws a wild body kick that Vandalay sees coming a mile off.
Vandalay lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Art Vandalay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Breaker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Vandalay can pounce on him.
Vandalay has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Breaker.
Vandalay jabs Breaker right on the nose. Breaker blinks but takes it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vandalay tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Breaker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Vandalay lands a right hook to the body.
Vandalay throws a predictable looking body shot
and Breaker counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vandalay walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Breaker looks to land a combination but Vandalay avoids it well.
Vandalay just misses with a punch to the body.
Vandalay scores with a hook.
Vandalay lands a nice leg kick that just misses Breaker's sensitive parts.
Vandalay throws a lazy uppercut
and Breaker counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandalay misses the shot to the body.
Breaker throws a good cross that connects.
Breaker connects with an inside leg kick.
Breaker throws a jab when Vandalay was well out of range.
Vandalay swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Breaker.
Vandalay has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Breaker blocks the body kick.
A slow jab from Breaker misses its intended target.
Vandalay throws a big shot that misses.
Vandalay blocks a head kick by Breaker.
Vandalay misses with a two punch combination.
Vandalay moves in looking to clinch but Breaker pushes him off.
Vandalay swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vandalay tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Breaker counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Breaker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vandalay misses with a body shot
and Breaker counters with a two punch combo.
No joy there for Breaker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Vandalay misses with an uppercut
and Breaker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vandalay thinking.
Breaker misses with a body kick.
Breaker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vandalay.
Breaker slips under a jab.
Breaker misses with a leg kick

and Vandalay counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Vandalay throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Vandalay fails to land.
Breaker can't find room to land a body shot as Vandalay controls the action.
Vandalay lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Breaker backwards.
Breaker lands with a right to the head.
Vandalay misses with a punch on the inside.
Vandalay scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vandalay tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Breaker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Breaker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vandalay or not.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
Breaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Vandalay fails to land.
Vandalay has a couple of punches blocked by Breaker.
Vandalay tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vandalay misses with some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Breaker.
Vandalay dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Vandalay working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Breaker blocks an uppercut.
Breaker takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like J Breaker has been cut.
Vandalay swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Breaker fails to land.
Vandalay misses with a short punch on the inside.
Breaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay swings wildly with an uppercut but Breaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Breaker blocks an uppercut.
Breaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Breaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Breaker.
Breaker working aggressively here.
Breaker can't find room to land a body shot as Vandalay controls the action.
Vandalay prevents a body shot from Breaker.
Nice elbow from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands with a left to the head.
Breaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vandalay blocking some punches.
Breaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vandalay blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Breaker misses with some punches.
Vandalay lands a damaging elbow.
Breaker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vandalay.
Breaker blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that J Breaker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on J Breaker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Vandalay tries to clinch but Breaker is having none of it.
Vandalay misses with a straight left.
Breaker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Vandalay scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Breaker stuns Vandalay with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vandalay throws a nice looking combination but Breaker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vandalay scores with a body shot.
Vandalay misses with a right hand
and Breaker counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice cross by Breaker.
Vandalay misses with a body shot.
Vandalay throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vandalay lunges at Breaker with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Breaker's hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Vandalay.
Breaker misses with a low kick.
Vandalay connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breaker looks to throw the jab but Vandalay is out of range.
Breaker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Vandalay can pounce on him.
Breaker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vandalay.
Breaker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Breaker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Breaker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Vandalay throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Breaker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Vandalay checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Vandalay connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Breaker's hands.
Vandalay on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Breaker. Breaker obviously looking to wear him down.
Vandalay swinging wildly here.
Art Vandalay seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vandalay scores with a spinning back kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vandalay connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vandalay sizes up Breaker with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Breaker throws a body punch but Vandalay moves out of range.
Vandalay slips under a jab.
Breaker scores with a nice strike.
Vandalay pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Breaker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Breaker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Breaker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vandalay throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Vandalay tries to close the distance and clinch but Breaker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vandalay throws a series of punches but Breaker moves out of range.
Vandalay throws a poor cross that misses
and Breaker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Breaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Vandalay is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vandalay lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Breaker has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Breaker and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Vandalay scores with a kick to the body.
Vandalay has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Vandalay throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vandalay swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Breaker.
Breaker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Breaker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vandalay throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Breaker on the side of the head.
Breaker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Breaker lands an overhand right.
Vandalay bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Breaker's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Breaker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vandalay looks to score with a jab to the body but Breaker is just out of range.
Breaker slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vandalay throws a hook but Breaker avoids it easily.
Nice jab there from Vandalay.
Breaker moves out of range of the body kick.
Vandalay takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Breaker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Breaker avoids a kick to the body.
Vandalay ducks under a wild hook from Breaker.
Vandalay cracks Breaker with a good jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vandalay lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Breaker has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Breaker and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Breaker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vandalay.
Breaker with a nice cross.

It looks like Art Vandalay has been cut.
Breaker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vandalay moves out of range of the body kick from Breaker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Art Vandalay will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Breaker lands a nice shot to the body.
A low kick from Vandalay misses
and Breaker counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circle, before Breaker throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Vandalay's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Breaker lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). J Breaker!
An out of breath J Breaker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.