PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ice Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beasty Kanne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man comes to the cage accompanied by Shadow on the Sun. Kanne has chosen Don't Cry For Me Argentina as his entrance music. Beasty Kanne has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Man
vs
Kanne

186 cm
33
180 lbs
35 - 12 - 0

179 cm
32
175 lbs
28 - 19 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158
Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ice Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Beasty Kanne!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Kanne. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Man.

It looks like Beasty Kanne has been cut.
Kanne fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Man looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Man checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kanne tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kanne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good leg kick by Kanne there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kanne misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kanne.
Man wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kanne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kanne throws a front kick aimed at Man's knee but Man avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man catches Kanne with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kanne connects with a solid leg kick.
Kanne looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kanne scores with a one two! Man had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kanne takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Man moves out of range as Kanne throws a body kick.
Kanne rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Man moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kanne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kanne tries to clinch up
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
Kanne buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kanne slips under a jab from Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kanne avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Kanne misses the target.
Kanne fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kanne throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kanne wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.
Kanne lands with a nice combination. Man backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Ice Man has been cut.
Nice shot lands for Kanne.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kanne lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kanne throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kanne loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Beasty Kanne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kanne throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kanne rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Man moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kanne looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kanne's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kanne duly obliges.
Kanne throws a series of punches but Man avoids them all with ease.
Man misses with an uppercut
and Kanne counters with a right hand to the body.
Man is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kanne.
Kanne misses with a double jab
and Man counters with a straight right hand.
Kanne misses with the combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kanne fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kanne fails with an attempt to clinch.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kanne.
Kanne lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Man. Those never looked like landing.
Nice uppercut there from Man.
Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Man cracks Kanne with a right hand to the side of the head.
Man is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kanne connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Man fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kanne looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kanne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Man moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kanne throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Beasty Kanne will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Man misses the jab.
Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Man lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kanne jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Man is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Kanne rushes Man and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Man manages to break the clinch.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kanne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kanne lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kanne tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Beasty Kanne seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kanne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Man.
Kanne misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kanne scores with a hook to the body. Man takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Man misses with a wild combination.
Kanne with a nice cross.

Kanne closes the distance and clinches.
Come on Kanne - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Man is trying to push Kanne away but Kanne has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Man breaks the clinch.
Kanne throws a one two combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man throws out a powerful jab.
Kanne throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kanne lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Man has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Man and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Man drops Kanne with a beautiful combination! Kanne stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Man is looking for the KO!

Kanne is rocked!

Kanne gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kanne is still on wobbly legs! Can Man finish him?

Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kanne moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Man falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kanne counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kanne misses with a double jab
and Man counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Man Throws a clean left jab. Man Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Kanne's chin! Kanne crumbles to the ground and Man follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ice Man!
Ice Man retains his welterweight title!
Ice Man seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.