PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eduardo Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Santos
vs
Turd

177 cm
20
165 lbs
5 - 11 - 0

175 cm
36
163 lbs
22 - 20 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eduardo Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 20 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jonathan Paton and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Santos looks to clinch
and Turd counters with a head kick. That will keep Santos thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Santos lands with a kick to the temple. Turd shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Santos tries to clinch
and Turd counters with a thumping low kick.
Santos stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turd.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Turd displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Santos is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Santos tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Oh Santos is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Santos is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
Santos seems to have got his legs back now.
Santos is looking to land body kicks.
Eduardo Santos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Santos wants to clinch but Turd slips to the side
letting Turd counter with a right hand.

It looks like Eduardo Santos has been cut.
Santos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Turd is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Santos hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). One Turd!