PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Beefheart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Potter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Potter has chosen All you need is love as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Beefheart
vs
Potter

182 cm
29
223 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

188 cm
33
217 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Captain Beefheart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Potter!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potter lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Potter throws an overhand right that lands on Beefheart's shoulder, as Beefheart tries to avoid the shot.
Potter throws a lazy right hand but Beefheart sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beefheart takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Potter lands with an overhand left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beefheart thows a body shot but no joy.
Potter has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Beefheart is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Beefheart, as that shot connected.
Beefheart scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Potter lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beefheart at a distance.
Beefheart throws a right and a left that both miss.
Beefheart connects with a leg kick. Potter looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A jab from Potter misses.
Beefheart keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Potter.
Beefheart slips under a jab.
Beefheart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefheart's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Potter connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beefheart scrambles back to his feet.
Beefheart throws a shot to the body.
Beefheart tries to clinch but Potter is having none of it.

Potter fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Beefheart, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beefheart.
Beefheart tries to land a knee to the head but Potter blocks with his arms.
A shot in the inside from Potter.
Potter lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Beefheart backwards.
Still in the clinch, Potter scores with a nice short uppercut.
Potter throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Potter lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beefheart backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potter works on Beefheart's body with a couple of short punches.
Potter wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beefheart has him pressed against the cage.
Potter struggles to land a body shot inside as Beefheart controls his hands.
Potter misses with some punches.
Beefheart tries to throw a body punch but Potter avoids it by throwing Beefheart back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potter misses with the head strike.
Potter tries to throw a body punch but Beefheart avoids it by throwing Potter back against the cage.
Potter blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potter lands with a right to the head.
Beefheart looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Potter blocks an elbow strike from Beefheart.
Potter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Potter working aggressively here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Potter is trying to push Beefheart away but Beefheart has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Beefheart pushes Potter back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beefheart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Potter's defenses.
Potter swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Potter digs a right hand underneath Beefheart's ribcage. Beefheart let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Potter is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Potter lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beefheart pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Good body shot from Potter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Potter.
Beefheart is breathing heavily.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Potter.
Potter avoiding damage as Beefheart throws knees to the body.
Potter swings wildly with an uppercut but Beefheart uses good head movement to avoid it.
Potter lands a right hand.
Beefheart tries to land knees in the clinch but Potter avoids the damage to the body.
Potter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beefheart prevents a body shot from Potter.
Beefheart throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Potter breaks from the clinch.
Potter misses with a looping left.
Potter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beefheart lands a leg kick that knocks Potter off balance momentarily.
Potter swings for the body but Beefheart moves out of range.
Beefheart changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beefheart throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Potter's head.
Beefheart thuds his right hand into Potter's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Potter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Potter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefheart was well out of range. Poor timing from Potter.
A telegraphed right hand from Potter misses the target.
A slow jab from Potter misses its intended target.
Beefheart darts in trying to clinch
and Potter counters with a left to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potter has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Beefheart.
The fighters circle momentarily. Potter darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Beefheart misses with a shot to the body
and Potter counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beefheart misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Potter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Potter dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Beefheart steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Potter.
Potter misses with a shot to the body

and Beefheart holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Potter scores with a nice short uppercut.
Beefheart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Beefheart blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potter lands a nice uppercut.
Beefheart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Potter lands an uppercut.
Potter blocks the elbow strike.
Beefheart misses with an elbow over the top.
Beefheart with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Beefheart tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Potter.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Beefheart prevents a body shot from Potter.
Still in the clinch, Potter scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Potter.
Beefheart tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Potter creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Beefheart is rocked!
Potter lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Oh Beefheart is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice body punch from Potter.
Potter unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Beefheart! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Potter is unloading with more strikes now! Beefheart drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Potter!
Harry Potter decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.