PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Coffey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Coffey

190 cm
22
245 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

193 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Coffey!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Coffey throws a body punch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
A punch combination from Coffey misses.
Coffey moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Doofenshmirtz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like John Coffey has been cut.
Coffey on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in for a double leg but Coffey sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Coffey tries to bum rush Doofenshmirtz with a series of wild strikes but Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Coffey blocks a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coffey jabs at Doofenshmirtz's body.
Doofenshmirtz tries to score a power double leg takedown but Coffey sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Doofenshmirtz somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Coffey's front leg with a kick but Coffey checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey misses with a takedown attempt
and Doofenshmirtz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Coffey takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Coffey closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Coffey avoids a punch combination nicely.
Coffey scores with a sloppy right hand. Doofenshmirtz should have avoided that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz lands a front kick.
Good exchange - Doofenshmirtz coming out on top.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at KAMOT-E 4.5* sparring gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Coffey with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coffey throws a nice looking combination but Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Coffey defends it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Coffey takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the head.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a takedown but Coffey manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Doofenshmirtz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A shot to the liver by Coffey. Beautiful body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Coffey as he jumps to the side.
Coffey tries for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Coffey's guard.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Coffey avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big right hand that misses.
Doofenshmirtz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Doofenshmirtz scoring with some ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz looking to pass the guard.
Doofenshmirtz preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coffey utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Coffey avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz preventing the sweep.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Doofenshmirtz with a flurry of punches that miss.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz distracts Coffey with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Coffey's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Coffey looks to land a combination. Doofenshmirtz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Coffey takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Coffey off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice strike.
Coffey misses the shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Coffey swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Coffey defending well as Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big left hand.
Doofenshmirtz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A combination from Coffey does no damage.
Doofenshmirtz moves to clinch but Coffey breaks away

and Coffey counters with a single leg into guard. Doofenshmirtz didn't expect that.
Coffey throws a big elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey with a flurry of punches that miss.
Doofenshmirtz looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Doofenshmirtz wants to get back to his feet but Coffey is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Coffey is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Coffey with a flurry of punches that miss.

Doofenshmirtz is looking for a triangle but Coffey pushes his legs off easily.
Doofenshmirtz wants to sweep here but Coffey controlling him for the moment.
Doofenshmirtz manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Coffey blocking the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws some wild stikes that Coffey manages to avoid easily.
Doofenshmirtz thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Doofenshmirtz throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Coffey blocking the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Coffey is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Coffey's face.
Doofenshmirtz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Doofenshmirtz throws some wild stikes that Coffey manages to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Coffey slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.
Coffey is controlling Doofenshmirtz's trapped leg to prevent Doofenshmirtz from advancing to side control.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Doofenshmirtz seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Coffey wants to improve his position but Doofenshmirtz is controlling well.
Doofenshmirtz throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz slips a nice elbow through Coffey's hands, connecting with Coffey's forehead.
Doofenshmirtz working the head and body with strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a strike but Coffey avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Coffey utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Doofenshmirtz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Doofenshmirtz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Coffey works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Doofenshmirtz scoring with punches to the head and body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Coffey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Coffey's calf.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coffey moves away.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Coffey misses with an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz with a jab.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Coffey.
Coffey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice jab there from Doofenshmirtz.
John Coffey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coffey shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice strike.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz fails with the takedown.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the ribs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Coffey down.
Doofenshmirtz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A thudding body kick lands there by Doofenshmirtz!
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Coffey can do to turn this around?
Doofenshmirtz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Coffey walks into a straight right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Coffey's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand right.

Coffey is rocked!

A head kick lands from Doofenshmirtz that sends Coffey to the canvas. Coffey tries to scramble back to his feet but Doofenshmirtz brings him back down into side control.
John Coffey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Coffey is still in real trouble! Can Doofenshmirtz finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Coffey! Doofenshmirtz senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Coffey out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
A victorious Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.