PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Cloltran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cloltran comes to the cage accompanied by F**k What Happens Tonight. Bomber is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by call to prayer. Billy Bomber has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Cloltran
vs
Bomber

168 cm
31
142 lbs
27 - 5 - 2

175 cm
32
142 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sex Panther!
The Big Kabosh

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Buzz Cloltran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Billy Bomber has been cut.
Bomber throws a push kick but Cloltran slaps the foot to one side.
Cloltran lands a high kick!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bomber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Cloltran's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bomber finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cloltran moves in looking to clinch but Bomber pushes him off.
We've been hearing reports that Cloltran has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
A bone on bone clash there as Cloltran blocks the leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cloltran throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bomber displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cloltran throws out the jab.
Bomber thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomber misses with a low kick.
Cloltran lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bomber's sensitive parts.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bomber!
Cloltran with a hook.
Bomber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cloltran is out of range and Bomber settles back down.
Cloltran looks to score with a jab to the body but Bomber is just out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloltran shoots in but no luck this time.
Cloltran tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bomber swivels and escapes.
Cloltran stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bomber.
Cloltran checks a low kick from Bomber.
Bomber wants to slow Cloltran down by chopping away at his legs.
Cloltran throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bomber throws a low kick but Cloltran avoids it.
Cloltran throws a sloppy head kick
and Bomber counters with a thumping low kick.
Cloltran tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bomber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
An inside leg kick lands from Bomber.
Cloltran slips a straight right by Bomber.
Cloltran dives in and grabs Bomber's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bomber pushes down on Cloltran's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Buzz Cloltran. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bomber feints and then cracks Cloltran's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cloltran down.
Bomber thows a body shot but no joy.
Cloltran scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bomber in his tracks.
Cloltran tries to clinch but Bomber is having none of it.
Bomber wants to land a leg kick but Cloltran is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cloltran instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bomber slowing the pace effectively.
Bomber's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bomber misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cloltran.
Bomber has a couple of punches blocked by Cloltran.
Bomber told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Cloltran takes a shot to the head.
Bomber works on Cloltran's body with a couple of short punches.
Bomber swings wildly with an uppercut but Cloltran uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cloltran fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cloltran misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cloltran pushes Bomber back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bomber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cloltran lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bomber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cloltran makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bomber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cloltran's elbow.
Bomber takes a shot to the head.
Cloltran makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cloltran breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bomber throws a chopping leg kick but Cloltran manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Some bone on bone action there as Cloltran checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The fighters circling - Cloltran throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bomber lands a body shot.
Bomber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cloltran shoots in but Bomber avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bomber attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bomber swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Good work by Cloltran as he checks the leg kick.
Cloltran shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bomber as he jumps to the side.
Bomber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cloltran blocks a low kick nicely.
Bomber fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cloltran checks it well.
Cloltran tries to bum rush Bomber with a series of wild strikes but Bomber uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bomber has time to react.
Bomber lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cloltran throws a sloppy head kick and Bomber moves out of range easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomber avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bomber does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bomber motions for Cloltran to come forward. Bomber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Bomber clinches.
Cloltran tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cloltran softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bomber lands with a short shot to the head.
Bomber is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A right handed body shot lands from Cloltran.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomber throws a punch but it's blocked by Cloltran.
Bomber working hard to break the clinch.
Bomber lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Cloltran.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Cloltran dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Billy Bomber's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bomber misses with a body shot.
Bomber keeps the fight on the outside.
Cloltran fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bomber avoids it really well and circles away.
Buzz Cloltran is winning the standup battle so far.
Bomber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bomber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cloltran.
Bomber motions for Cloltran to come forward. Bomber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bomber tries to land a leg kick but Cloltran saw it coming and moves away.

Cloltran drives through with a takedown into Bomber's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bomber is looking to sweep but instead, Cloltran has passed into half guard.

Bomber has one foot on Cloltran's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Cloltran getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bomber fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cloltran has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice body punch from Cloltran.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bomber thumps Cloltran with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomber connects with a high kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bomber lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cloltran has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cloltran and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cloltran tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bomber was well out of range. Poor timing from Cloltran.
Bomber cracks a nice hook into Cloltran's ribs.
Bomber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cloltran.
Cloltran doesn't manage to clinch there - Bomber circles away.
Cloltran fails with a takedown attempt.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cloltran lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bomber circles away quickly and effectively.
Good leg kick by Cloltran there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Billy Bomber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cloltran tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bomber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cloltran takes a swing at Bomber's ribcage but misses.
Bomber swats away the attempt to clinch by Cloltran.
Bomber throws a solid leg kick but Cloltran takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bomber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran avoids a kick to the body.

Cloltran feints and as Bomber raises his hands in defense, Cloltran changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomber is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cloltran throwing strikes from guard but Bomber blocks nicely.
Bomber wants to stand but Cloltran is controlling the position.
Bomber controls Cloltran momentarily but Cloltran frees himself.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Cloltran postures up and lands a big shot to Bomber's brow.
Cloltran trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bomber pulls Cloltran in close to his closed guard and prevents Cloltran from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bomber looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Billy Bomber was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Cloltran throws a hook but Bomber avoids it easily.
Good work by Bomber as he checks the leg kick.
Cloltran moves out of range of the leg kick from Bomber.
Cloltran uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
Cloltran throws a big shot that misses.

Cloltran looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Cloltran prevents Bomber from improving his position.
Cloltran works his foot free and advances to mount.
Bomber working to try and regain half guard.
Cloltran looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran tries to control but Bomber wriggling away.
Bomber tries to hold on but Cloltran postures up.
Cloltran breaks from Bomber's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cloltran is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Cloltran wants to control the pace but Bomber is squirming around nicely.
Bomber is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cloltran landing strikes, looking to finish!
Cloltran lands a big elbow.

Bomber is rocked!
Cloltran with shots to the head and body - Bomber looks very uncomfortable down there.
Bomber is still in real trouble! Can Cloltran finish him?
Cloltran drops a big elbow. That's hurt Bomber! More shots from Cloltran and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buzz Cloltran!
Buzz Cloltran seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Billy Bomber spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.