PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zack Skyshriek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skyshriek comes to the cage accompanied by Moonlight Sonata. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Skyshriek
vs
Fatherfockerusus

178 cm
30
162 lbs
21 - 12 - 2

186 cm
33
176 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Zack Skyshriek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skyshriek's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fatherfockerusus under the eye.
Skyshriek lands a lovely overhand right.
Skyshriek tries a head kick but it misses.
Skyshriek swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Skyshriek avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus.
Skyshriek tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fatherfockerusus told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Skyshriek has Fatherfockerusus pressed against the cage, preventing Fatherfockerusus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Skyshriek working aggressively here.
I was talking to Skyshriek's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Fatherfockerusus fails to land.
Skyshriek misses with some punches.
Fatherfockerusus is leaning against Skyshriek and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skyshriek lands with a right to the head.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skyshriek backwards.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Skyshriek is defending well for now.
Skyshriek lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Skyshriek blocks an uppercut.
Skyshriek wants to break free but Fatherfockerusus has control.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Skyshriek.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike.
A bit of stalling here from Skyshriek.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus gets through Skyshriek's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Skyshriek throws a punch but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Skyshriek controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Skyshriek.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by Skyshriek.
A frustrated look appears on Skyshriek's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Skyshriek is looking to control Fatherfockerusus's arms but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and turns him. Now Skyshriek has his back to the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skyshriek tries a body shot but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Skyshriek is trying to maintain a safe position but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and turns Skyshriek into the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike.

Fatherfockerusus breaks from the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skyshriek was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.
Skyshriek tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Skyshriek.
Skyshriek throws a leg kick
enabling Fatherfockerusus to counter with a crisp jab.
Skyshriek just misses with a punch to the body.
Zack Skyshriek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skyshriek finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Skyshriek displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Skyshriek's shoulder, as Skyshriek tries to avoid the shot.
Skyshriek avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.

Skyshriek feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Skyshriek lands a couple of elbows.
Skyshriek trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.

Fatherfockerusus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Skyshriek can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Fatherfockerusus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Skyshriek.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep Skyshriek in close.
Skyshriek lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Skyshriek is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skyshriek throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skyshriek is looking to work some ground and pound but Fatherfockerusus has wrist control.
Skyshriek cracks Fatherfockerusus with a solid left hand.
Skyshriek lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Skyshriek keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Skyshriek is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fatherfockerusus has momentary wrist control but Skyshriek slips an elbow through the middle.
Skyshriek landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Skyshriek throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fatherfockerusus avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Skyshriek accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zack Skyshriek dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A leg kick checked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Skyshriek displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws out the jab.
Skyshriek stuffs the takedown.
Fatherfockerusus feints a jab promting Skyshriek to slip. Fatherfockerusus then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Skyshriek slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus moves in looking to clinch but Skyshriek pushes him off.
Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Skyshriek swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Skyshriek lands a head shot.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Skyshriek's ribcage but misses.
Skyshriek misses with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus walks into a jab.

Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skyshriek weaves into range and cracks Fatherfockerusus right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Fatherfockerusus goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Skyshriek is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zack Skyshriek!
Zack Skyshriek thanked the fans post fight for their support.