PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kraal The Bouncer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uebishe Lesnoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bouncer comes into the arena with WHERE THE SLIME LIVES blaring out of the sound system. Lesnoe is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: It's On!. Kraal The Bouncer is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

The Bouncer
vs
Lesnoe

172 cm
26
148 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

170 cm
22
145 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kraal The Bouncer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uebishe Lesnoe!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnoe gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The Bouncer is trying to stall.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Bouncer seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Lesnoe misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnoe tries to work over The Bouncer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

The Bouncer breaks from the clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lesnoe.
Lesnoe throws a body punch but The Bouncer moves out of range.
The Bouncer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lesnoe moves away from the strike by The Bouncer.
Donk. The Bouncer catches Lesnoe right on the button with a cross.
The Bouncer takes a swing at Lesnoe's ribcage but misses.
The Bouncer throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Lesnoe counters with a single leg into guard. The Bouncer didn't expect that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
The Bouncer working a defensive guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Bouncer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lesnoe defends well.
Lesnoe landing some decent shots from guard.
Lesnoe lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Lesnoe is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Lesnoe working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lesnoe lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
The Bouncer seems keen to control Lesnoe's posture.
The Bouncer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lesnoe pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Bouncer is keeping the position for now.
Lesnoe throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bouncer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnoe passes into half guard.
Lesnoe missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lesnoe thows a huge punch but The Bouncer dodges it nicely.

The Bouncer is defending against the submission attempts here by Lesnoe.

The Bouncer is defending against the submission attempts here by Lesnoe.
We've been hearing good reports from The Bouncer's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Lesnoe is working for a kimura but The Bouncer is defending it quite comfortably.
The Bouncer is looking to control Lesnoe's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can The Bouncer avoid being mounted?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lesnoe lands a nice short elbow.
The Bouncer is trying to control but Lesnoe passes into side control!
The Bouncer can't do much from the bottom here.

Lesnoe has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Kraal The Bouncer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A clash of legs there as The Bouncer blocks the low kick.
Lesnoe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Bouncer.
Lesnoe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Bouncer throws out the jab.
Lesnoe is looking to slow The Bouncer down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lesnoe gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The Bouncer is pushing Lesnoe up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

The Bouncer breaks the clinch.
Lesnoe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lesnoe will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The Bouncer misses with a straight right.
The Bouncer misses with a body shot.
Lesnoe throws the kick towards the body but The Bouncer avoids it.
The Bouncer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lesnoe. Lesnoe obviously looking to wear him down.
Lesnoe scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lesnoe is looking to clinch.
Lesnoe throws a chopping leg kick but The Bouncer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lesnoe throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Bouncer's head.
Lesnoe moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uebishe Lesnoe dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Lesnoe throws a series of punches but The Bouncer avoids them all with ease.
The Bouncer connects with a body shot that sends Lesnoe's belly button to the back.
The Bouncer ducks under a wild hook from Lesnoe.
The Bouncer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Bouncer lands with a good body shot.
The Bouncer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lesnoe moves away.
Lesnoe connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lesnoe scores with a hook to the body. The Bouncer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lesnoe darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lesnoe.
The Bouncer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lesnoe finds it's way round the side to connect with The Bouncer's head.
The Bouncer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lesnoe was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a jab but it's blocked by Lesnoe.
Uebishe Lesnoe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Bouncer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lesnoe on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnoe throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bouncer misses with an uppercut

and Lesnoe counters with a shoot takedown. The Bouncer fights it but they end up in guard.
Lesnoe has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The Bouncer keeping moving, preventing Lesnoe from controlling successfully.
Uebishe Lesnoe has got the better of the ground game so far.
The Bouncer is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Lesnoe trying to control the position from guard on top but The Bouncer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Bouncer has Lesnoe pulled in close to control his posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Uebishe Lesnoe.
Lesnoe scores with a nice head shot.
The Bouncer misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Bouncer with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer staying out of range there.
The Bouncer misses with a hook

and Lesnoe counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The Bouncer wants to control but Lesnoe is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The Bouncer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The Bouncer won't allow Lesnoe to pass to mount.
The Bouncer is refusing to be controlled, as Lesnoe sits in half guard.
Lesnoe missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnoe landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Lesnoe is working for a submission of some sort.
The Bouncer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lesnoe is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The Bouncer moves into full guard.
Lesnoe scoring with punches to the head and body.
The Bouncer trying to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnoe trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lesnoe trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The Bouncer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Lesnoe landing some decent shots from guard.
My spies in Beast Cartel inform me that Lesnoe has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Lesnoe throws a big elbow that misses.
The Bouncer keeping moving, preventing Lesnoe from controlling successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnoe's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnoe throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Bouncer is trying to hold Lesnoe in close to prevent damage but Lesnoe has managed to pass into half guard.

Lesnoe is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so The Bouncer is just riding it out for now. Lesnoe eventually gives up the hold.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uebishe Lesnoe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Lesnoe tries a head kick but it misses.
Lesnoe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lesnoe lands a nice looking body shot.
Lesnoe works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

The Bouncer is rocked!
Lesnoe throws a quick head kick that knocks The Bouncer silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Lesnoe is up on the ropes, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Uebishe Lesnoe!
Our winner, Uebishe Lesnoe, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.