PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jason Duseki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has chosen DMX - Ain't no sunshine as his entrance music. Adolf Hitler struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 136.2lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Jason Duseki has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Duseki
vs
Hitler

175 cm
27
130 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

182 cm
25
144 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jason Duseki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duseki tries to bum rush Hitler with a series of wild strikes but Hitler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Duseki lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Hitler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Duseki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hitler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Duseki goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hitler shoots in for a double leg but Duseki sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Duseki seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Duseki dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Hitler got wobbled bad by a big combination! Duseki presses forward with punches and knees until Hitler stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Hitler closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jason Duseki!
Jason Duseki gave a mention to Red Square Supplements in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Adolf Hitler was interviewed post fight and said 'Pff, lucky jew.'.