PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Billy Fooktard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and kolme erimakua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Billy Fooktard is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fooktard
vs
erimakua

225 cm
18
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

173 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Fooktard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, kolme erimakua!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fooktard has a takedown stuffed.
erimakua shoots in looking for a takedown. Fooktard tries to sprawl out of it but erimakua keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fooktard manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fooktard lands a left and a right that sends erimakua crashing to the canvas! Fooktard dives into mount looking to finish!

erimakua is rocked!

It looks like kolme erimakua has been cut.
Fooktard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fooktard controlling the position easily from mount.
erimakua is still in real trouble! Can Fooktard finish him?
erimakua seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
erimakua throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Fooktard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fooktard sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
erimakua's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
erimakua can't escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fooktard controlling from mount.
Fooktard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Billy Fooktard just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.

erimakua rushes Fooktard and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

erimakua manages to break the clinch.
erimakua tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fooktard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
erimakua tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fooktard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
erimakua is looking to clinch.
erimakua moves in looking to clinch but Fooktard pushes him off.
erimakua misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
erimakua looks gassed!
Fooktard scores with a decent looking hook.
erimakua shoots in but Fooktard avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A jab-cross combination lands for Fooktard and sends erimakua crashing to the mat! Fooktard follows him down to the mat - erimakua regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fooktard uses his free foot to push down on erimakua's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for erimakua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Fooktard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on kolme erimakua's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fooktard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fooktard fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks erimakua square on the jaw! Damn, erimakua is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Billy Fooktard!