PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Corporate Slave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timo Harjakainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harjakainen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Time. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Slave
vs
Harjakainen

195 cm
29
217 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

190 cm
29
222 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Corporate Slave!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timo Harjakainen!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Slave forces Harjakainen back against the cage and clinches.
Slave lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Harjakainen prevents a body shot from Slave.
A hook to the body from Slave.
Slave blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Harjakainen blocks a body shot from Slave.

Harjakainen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slave throws a good cross that connects.
Harjakainen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Harjakainen throws a jab when Slave was well out of range.

Oooooh!!! Slave has knocked Harjakainen down with a huge combo! Slave steps away and waves a wobbly Harjakainen back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harjakainen throws a leg kick but Slave moved away.

Slave lands a left and a right that send Harjakainen crashing to the mat, dazed. Slave thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Harjakainen is rocked!
Slave throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Harjakainen is still on wobbly legs! Can Slave finish him?
Slave misses with an uppercut. Harjakainen saw that one coming.
Slave misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slave displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harjakainen throws out the jab.
Slave is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Slave shuts the power down on Harjakainen. Lights out, game over! Slave is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Corporate Slave!