PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tristan Alighieri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaquille Oneal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Alighieri might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mosquito Song by Queens Of The Stone Age. Shaquille Oneal will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Alighieri
vs
Oneal

185 cm
28
245 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

213 cm
25
277 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tristan Alighieri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shaquille Oneal!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Oneal, right into the meat.
Oneal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Alighieri sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Alighieri has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oneal.
Sloppy strikes from Oneal. Those never looked like landing.

Oneal manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Alighieri on his heels. He'll look to pass Alighieri's guard now, I'm sure.
Oneal postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Oneal throws a sloppy strike and Alighieri has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Oneal is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Alighieri!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tristan Alighieri!
As Tristan Alighieri got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Through me you enter into the city of woes. Through me you enter into eternal pain. Through me you enter the population of loss. Abandon all hope, you who enter here.'.