PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yoda Haka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wrinkley Tosser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haka comes to the cage accompanied by Boyz In Da Hood. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Haka
vs
Tosser

181 cm
26
215 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

190 cm
28
220 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

LEEDS-NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yoda Haka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wrinkley Tosser!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tosser defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Haka.
Haka fails with the takedown.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Haka throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tosser's waist but Tosser gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Haka off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yoda Haka. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tosser lands a nice leg kick that just misses Haka's sensitive parts.
Haka shoots in but Tosser avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Tosser throws a head kick that half lands.
Haka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tosser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tosser.
Horrible takedown by Haka or perhaps it was just good defense by Tosser which made him look bad.
Tosser bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Haka is breathing heavily.

Tosser lands a big head kick that sends Haka tumbling to the mat! Tosser takes a step backwards and waves Haka back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Tosser looks to throw the jab but Haka is out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Haka.
Tosser stuffs the takedown.
Tosser explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tosser, right into the meat.
Tosser circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Haka drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Tosser follows Haka to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wrinkley Tosser!
In defeat, Yoda Haka stepped up to the mic, saying 'I dont know what to say I always go for the finish and it didnt go my way this time. I will be back tho and better than ever.'.