PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between This Bastard This Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reginald Lewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lewis has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Reginald Lewis is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bastard This Bastard
vs
Lewis

222 cm
31
293 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

225 cm
27
285 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, This Bastard This Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Reginald Lewis!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, John Roberts and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lewis fails with the takedown

and This Bastard decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Lewis's guard.
Lewis looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
This Bastard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lewis utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
This Bastard engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
This Bastard seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lewis for as long as he can get away with.

The ref stands the fighters back up. This Bastard This Bastard wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Lewis will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lewis fails with a takedown attempt.
This Bastard This Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Reginald Lewis.

Lewis tries to sprawl but This Bastard drives through with a takedown into half guard.
This Bastard is keen to just control but Lewis is a slippery customer.
This Bastard throws a strike but Lewis avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Lewis keeping moving, preventing This Bastard from controlling successfully.
This Bastard is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Lewis is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because This Bastard This Bastard wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

This Bastard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This Bastard tries to advance to mount but Lewis denies him.
This Bastard controlling from side mount.
This Bastard lands a decent elbow from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This Bastard creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Lewis sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
This Bastard tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Lewis looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

This Bastard swings around for an armbar but Lewis sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into This Bastard's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This Bastard wants to sweep here but Lewis controlling him for the moment.
Lewis prevents This Bastard from getting back to his feet.
Lewis stopping the sweep attempt from This Bastard.
Lewis prevents This Bastard from getting back to his feet.
This Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lewis.
Lewis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
This Bastard avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Lewis is sitting in close to This Bastard's body. This Bastard has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Lewis is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Lewis is tapping! That was a very nice submission by This Bastard.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). This Bastard This Bastard!