PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lambo Aventador (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vyacheslav Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vyacheslav Dmitrigorbachovovonovich was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Aventador
vs
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich

202 cm
27
275 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

192 cm
27
244 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Heavy handed

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lambo Aventador!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Vyacheslav Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aventador fails with an attempt to clinch.
Aventador keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.

Aventador instigates a clinch.
Aventador lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dmitrigorbachovovonovich backwards.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has a couple of punches blocked by Aventador.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is trying to pull guard but Aventador turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Aventador struggles to land a body shot inside as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich controls his hands.
Aventador lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dmitrigorbachovovonovich backwards.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swings wildly with an uppercut but Aventador uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to pull guard but Aventador won't allow it.
A shot in the inside from Aventador.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swings wildly with an uppercut but Aventador uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a shoulder strike.
Aventador lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has a couple of punches blocked by Aventador.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aventador lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dmitrigorbachovovonovich backwards.
Aventador lands a right hand.
Aventador lands a nice uppercut.
Aventador misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to pull guard but Aventador won't allow it.
Lambo Aventador has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vyacheslav Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Aventador lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dmitrigorbachovovonovich backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a punch on the inside.
Aventador blocks a body shot from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
A short left from Aventador.
Aventador lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Aventador.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a head punch that misses.
Aventador scores with a hook to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich letting Aventador take a breather here.
Aventador makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Aventador gets through Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Aventador lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dmitrigorbachovovonovich backwards.

Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is rocked!

Aventador drops Dmitrigorbachovovonovich onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is still on wobbly legs! Can Aventador finish him?
Aventador dips a shoulder and cracks Dmitrigorbachovovonovich with a mighty uppercut! Dmitrigorbachovovonovich falls back against the ropes and Aventador unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the ropes! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Aventador screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lambo Aventador!
During a confident post fight interview, Lambo Aventador thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.