PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Dong comes to the cage accompanied by Aegukka. Tyzzkling has chosen Dagger (mustasch) as his entrance music. Kim Jong Dong has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jong Dong
vs
Tyzzkling

225 cm
36
265 lbs
14 - 27 - 0

187 cm
32
250 lbs
14 - 29 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick lands there from Tyzzkling.
Jong Dong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tyzzkling as he avoids it easily.
Jong Dong shoots and misses
and Tyzzkling counters with a thumping low kick.
Tyzzkling throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Jong Dong looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Tyzzkling is looking to escape.
Tyzzkling blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jong Dong.
Jong Dong really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jong Dong slips a nice elbow through Tyzzkling's hands, connecting with Tyzzkling's forehead.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tyzzkling can do anything to dispel that myth.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Dong throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Tyzzkling to regain full guard.
Jong Dong is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Jong Dong wants to control from the top but Tyzzkling keeps moving.
Jong Dong with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Dong throws a big right hand that misses.
Tyzzkling has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Blunt Force Training. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Tyzzkling really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jong Dong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Jong Dong sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Tyzzkling's guard.
Jong Dong trying to control from half guard but Tyzzkling is working away.
Ground and pound from Jong Dong.
Ground and pound from Jong Dong.
Jong Dong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jong Dong sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tyzzkling defending well though.
Tyzzkling is refusing to be controlled, as Jong Dong sits in half guard.
Jong Dong is controlling the pace.
Jong Dong working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Dong not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Tyzzkling avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jong Dong.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jong Dong lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jong Dong trying to control the action but Tyzzkling is working from the bottom.
Tyzzkling blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jong Dong.
Jong Dong slows the pace down in half guard.
Jong Dong has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jong Dong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Jong Dong throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jong Dong content to control rather than advance.

Jong Dong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Tyzzkling is just riding it out for now. Jong Dong eventually gives up the hold.
Jong Dong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jong Dong thows a huge punch but Tyzzkling dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jong Dong missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Tyzzkling avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jong Dong.

Jong Dong looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tyzzkling is refusing to be controlled, as Jong Dong sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong Dong dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jong Dong wants to clinch up but Tyzzkling keeps it at a distance.

Jong Dong has closed the distance and engaged Tyzzkling in a clinch.
Tyzzkling wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jong Dong drops down looking for an ankle pick but Tyzzkling pulls his leg out and moves away.
Kim Jong Dong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Jong Dong scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Jong Dong thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Tyzzkling is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Jong Dong has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jong Dong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Jong Dong tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Jong Dong lands a nice forearm strike.
Tyzzkling is being controlled here.
Tyzzkling avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Jong Dong.
Jong Dong tries to advance to mount but Tyzzkling denies him.
Tyzzkling defending against the ground and pound.
Jong Dong taking a breather here.
Jong Dong throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Jong Dong working the ground and pound but Tyzzkling is defending the strikes.
Jong Dong tries to advance to mount but can't.
Jong Dong working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Tyzzkling taking punishment in the form of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Jong Dong is trying to get an arm triangle but Tyzzkling is defending well.
Jong Dong scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Jong Dong misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Jong Dong moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Tyzzkling on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Jong Dong fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Kim Jong Dong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jong Dong trying to control the action but Tyzzkling is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong lands a nice forearm strike.
Jong Dong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tyzzkling keeps working.
Jong Dong tries to score with some ground and pound. Tyzzkling controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong Dong lands a nice forearm strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jong Dong tries to score with some ground and pound. Tyzzkling controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Jong Dong lands some shots froms side control.
Jong Dong cracks Tyzzkling with a big elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong Dong dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Jong Dong looks for a takedown but Tyzzkling sprawls well.
Jong Dong misses with a takedown attempt - Tyzzkling sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jong Dong is defended easily by Tyzzkling.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kim Jong Dong. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Jong Dong gets a takedown into half guard.
Jong Dong prevents Tyzzkling from standing back up.
Tyzzkling won't allow Jong Dong to pass to mount.
Jong Dong wants to take a breather but Tyzzkling is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyzzkling is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jong Dong scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jong Dong missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Jong Dong thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jong Dong trying to control from half guard but Tyzzkling is working away.
Tyzzkling looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jong Dong throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Tyzzkling to regain full guard.
Jong Dong postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Jong Dong scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jong Dong is working Tyzzkling over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tyzzkling works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jong Dong is stalling in the full guard.
Jong Dong throws a big elbow that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong Dong working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jong Dong throws a strike but Tyzzkling rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Jong Dong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tyzzkling doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tyzzkling manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jong Dong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Tyzzkling's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Dong throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jong Dong lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Jong Dong lands a couple of digs.
Tyzzkling is looking to stand up but Jong Dong isn't so interested in that idea.
Jong Dong postures up in Tyzzkling's guard and throws a big left but Tyzzkling blocks it.
Jong Dong trying to control but Tyzzkling is working from the bottom.
Tyzzkling avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jong Dong distracts Tyzzkling with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyzzkling avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jong Dong looking to sit in guard and control but Tyzzkling gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Tyzzkling wants to control from the top but Jong Dong keeps moving.
Peter Tyzzkling has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jong Dong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tyzzkling with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kim Jong Dong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
This has been an exciting period of action!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jong Dong is on top in guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kim Jong Dong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jong Dong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Jong Dong!
During a confident post fight interview, Kim Jong Dong thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.