PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Steele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steele comes into the arena with Freak On A Leash blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Steele
vs
Zoidberg

184 cm
40
211 lbs
37 - 22 - 0

190 cm
36
222 lbs
36 - 22 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Steele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick from Zoidberg.
Steele tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Steele is looking to slow Zoidberg down with leg kicks.
Both fighters circling a little - Zoidberg finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoidberg!
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Steele is out of range.
Steele takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Steele's front leg but catches the back leg as Steele tries to avoid it.
Steele throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steele rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Steele is out of range.
Steele chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg throws a solid leg kick but Steele takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Steele's sensitive parts.
We've been informed that Zoidberg has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Steele is out of range.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Steele checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steele takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg tries to work over Steele's front leg with a kick but Steele checks it.
Steele bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zoidberg's head backwards.
Steele takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg thumps Steele with a low kick.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Steele has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steele lands with a kick to the ribs.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sloppy strikes from Steele. Those never looked like landing.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Steele is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoidberg!
Steele pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Steele's sensitive parts.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Steele looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Steele steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Steele sees coming a mile off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Steele's calf.
Steele checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Steele moves out of range of the body kick.
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Steele avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
We've been told by Steele's head coaches at Ancient Alien Assassin Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoidberg!
Steele will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Steele misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
George Steele is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Steele moved away.
Zoidberg wants to slow Steele down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses
and Steele counters with a nice body kick.
Steele checks a leg kick.
Steele is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zoidberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steele blocks a low kick nicely.
Steele blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Steele counters with a body kick that stops Zoidberg in his tracks momentarily.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Zoidberg is predictable there
and Steele counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Nice body kick there by Zoidberg.
Steele turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Steele moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steele misses with a wild combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Steele checks it
and Steele counters with a left and a right that stings Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Steele checks it well.
Steele checks the leg kick nicely there.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Zoidberg in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steele lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Steele tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zoidberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking body kick.
Zoidberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Steele.
Steele jabs at Zoidberg's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steele throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Steele checks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zoidberg throws out a leg kick but Steele moves out of range and Zoidberg only half commits.
Steele goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Steele fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Steele tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Steele.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that George Steele will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Steele throws a half hearted mid kick.
Steele throws a sloppy head kick and Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Steele checks a leg kick.
Steele misses the shot to the body.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Steele is able to avoid easily.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Steele throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Steele moves out of range.
Steele throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg keeps Steele at a distance using the push kick.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Steele tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Steele throws the kick towards the body but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Steele strikes.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Steele avoids it.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Steele.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Steele tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Steele tries to clinch there but Zoidberg circles away.
Steele takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Steele tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Steele pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range and Steele settles back down.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Steele saw that one coming.
Steele misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steele on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Zoidberg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Steele tries to clinch up but Zoidberg circles away and keeps his distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Steele throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Steele stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a body kick
and Steele counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Steele chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a push kick.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Steele is able to avoid easily.
Steele takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Steele checks it
and Steele cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Steele misses with a kick to the body
and Zoidberg counters with a low kick, right behind Steele 's knee.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Steele tries to clinch up.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Zoidberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
A victorious John Zoidberg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.