PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gay Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Isaac Hendog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Gay Man has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Man
vs
Hendog

224 cm
23
226 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

198 cm
25
266 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gay Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Isaac Hendog!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hendog misses with a wild combination.
Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Hendog closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hendog lands in his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hendog preventing the sweep.
Man can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hendog controls the pace.
Hendog must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Man is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Isaac Hendog hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Man moves out of range as Hendog strikes.
Hendog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hendog lands an uppercut, right on the button! Man tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Isaac Hendog!