PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Merrimac Mjolnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Sigurdsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mjolnir's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Die for Metal. Sigurdsson has chosen 2ne1 - Can't Nobody as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mjolnir
vs
Sigurdsson

195 cm
36
271 lbs
36 - 9 - 0

209 cm
39
275 lbs
26 - 16 - 0

Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Merrimac Mjolnir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Sigurdsson!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some bone on bone action there as Sigurdsson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Mjolnir misses with a jab to the body
and Sigurdsson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mjolnir throws a sloppy head kick and Sigurdsson moves out of range easily.
Mjolnir tries to clinch
enabling Sigurdsson to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Merrimac Mjolnir has been cut.
Mjolnir getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mjolnir changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sigurdsson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mjolnir misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sigurdsson checks a leg kick.
Mjolnir throws a solid leg kick but Sigurdsson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mjolnir.
Mjolnir has been working on his boxing with his coaches at AREA 51 in the buildup to the fight.
Mjolnir rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sigurdsson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sigurdsson moves away from the strike by Mjolnir.
Sigurdsson lands with a cross.
Mjolnir misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir throws a sloppy head kick
and Sigurdsson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mjolnir is breathing heavily.
Mjolnir misses with a shot to the body
letting Sigurdsson counter with a right hand.
Sigurdsson tries to bum rush Mjolnir with a series of wild strikes but Mjolnir uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mjolnir scores with a push kick.
Mjolnir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sigurdsson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mjolnir lands a lovely overhand right.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that half lands.
Mjolnir smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mjolnir scores with a jab. Sigurdsson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sigurdsson moves out of range of the body kick from Mjolnir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sigurdsson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Mjolnir swings for the body but Sigurdsson moves out of range.
Mjolnir throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mjolnir misses with a straight left.
No joy there for Mjolnir, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mjolnir swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Sigurdsson to counter with a crisp jab.

Merrimac Mjolnir's cut is getting worse.
A big right from Mjolnir misses.
Mjolnir throws a looping overhand right but Sigurdsson ducks down to avoid it.
Mjolnir tries to clinch but Sigurdsson moves away
enabling Sigurdsson to counter with a crisp jab.
Sigurdsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sigurdsson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mjolnir. Sigurdsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mjolnir looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Merrimac Mjolnir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Mjolnir gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Mjolnir - that landed with a thud.
Mjolnir doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mjolnir tries a body shot but Sigurdsson blocks it.
Mjolnir misses with a punch on the inside.
Mjolnir scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sigurdsson tries to break free but Mjolnir pushes him back against the ropes.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir misses with some punches.
Mjolnir swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mjolnir misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mjolnir tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sigurdsson's elbow.
Mjolnir is leaning against Sigurdsson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sigurdsson working hard to break the clinch.
Sigurdsson is trying to break free.
Mjolnir doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mjolnir goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mjolnir tries to work over Sigurdsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mjolnir can't find room to land a body shot as Sigurdsson controls the action.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sigurdsson or not.
Sigurdsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mjolnir swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sigurdsson tries to break free but Mjolnir pushes him back against the ropes.
Sigurdsson blocks a body shot from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sigurdsson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Mjolnir lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Mjolnir misses with some punches.
Sigurdsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sigurdsson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mjolnir has him pressed against the ropes.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sigurdsson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hook to the body lands for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir misses with a body punch.
Mjolnir lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sigurdsson or not.
Mjolnir misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sigurdsson.
A head punch on the inside from Mjolnir fails to land.
Mjolnir misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Mjolnir.
A head punch on the inside from Mjolnir fails to land.
Sigurdsson tries to break the clinch but Mjolnir is controlling the position.
Mjolnir tries to work over Sigurdsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir working aggressively here.
Mjolnir has a couple of punches blocked by Sigurdsson.

Sigurdsson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mjolnir.
Mjolnir fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sigurdsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice shot by Mjolnir.

It looks like Frank Sigurdsson has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mjolnir connects with the punch.
Sigurdsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Mjolnir connects with a quick right hand that sends Sigurdsson tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Merrimac Mjolnir!
A very excited looking Merrimac Mjolnir made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.