PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Tavarius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob's entrance music is Notkea rotta - Itä meidän. A fine choice. Tavarius has chosen Loser - 3 Doors Down as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Bob
vs
Tavarius

209 cm
32
278 lbs
12 - 18 - 0

185 cm
30
220 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 18 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Billy Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Richard Tavarius!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob dives in for a single leg takedown but Tavarius sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bob tries for a takedown. No joy.
Tavarius gets through Bob's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tavarius scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tavarius stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tavarius lands an uppercut.
Tavarius lands a shot to the body.
Bob looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Billy Bob. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tavarius misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tavarius lands a body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Tavarius.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tavarius creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bob looking for a takedown.
Tavarius lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
Tavarius tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tavarius creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bob is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob is trying to break the clinch but Tavarius is controlling him.
Bob fails to pull guard.
Tavarius swings wildly with an uppercut but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tavarius scores with a hook to the body.
Tavarius makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tavarius lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bob goes for a takedown in the clinch but Tavarius prevents it.
Bob looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tavarius lands a shoulder strike.
Bob jumps guard but Tavarius stands there with Bob around his waist. Bob gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bob looking for a takedown.
Bob is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Tavarius.
Bob is breathing heavily.
Tavarius gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bob.
Tavarius throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Bob looking for a takedown.
Bob changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Tavarius fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bob throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Tavarius counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Tavarius.
Bob blocking some punches.
Tavarius lands with a short shot to the head.
Tavarius digs a right hand underneath Bob's ribcage. Bob let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tavarius works on Bob's body with a couple of short punches.
Tavarius lands with a right to the head.
Tavarius is pressed up against the cage. Bob has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Tavarius down to the mat. Tavarius avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Billy Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tavarius scores with a shot to the body.
Bob ducks right into an uppercut from Tavarius.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tavarius darts in and clinches Bob up against the cage.
Tavarius throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bobs head.
Tavarius lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tavarius prevents a takedown attempt there.
Bob's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tavarius lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tavarius.
Tavarius scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bob is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Tavarius is defending well.
Tavarius digs a right hand into Bob's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bob's gas tank.
Tavarius lands with a light punch inside.
Tavarius lands a left hand.

Bob is rocked!
Tavarius misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Tavarius.
Oh Bob is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tavarius scores with a hook to the body.
Bob seems to have got his legs back now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tavarius scores with a shot to the side of Bob's head.
A left hand lands to the body for Tavarius.
A shot in the inside from Tavarius.
Tavarius pushes Bob back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tavarius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tavarius.
Tavarius lands a hook that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
Bob drops down looking for an ankle pick but Tavarius pulls his leg out and moves away.
Tavarius scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bob's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tavarius connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bob scrambles back to his feet.

Tavarius gets a clinch.
Tavarius lands a left hand.
Tavarius creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bob's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bob drops to his knees and Tavarius pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Tavarius!
As Richard Tavarius got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Now get off my dick. Dick is too short a word for my dick... get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you pricks. '.