PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boo Tiny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Stewart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiny comes to the cage accompanied by Filth Pig. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bob Stewart was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Tiny
vs
Stewart

199 cm
30
283 lbs
24 - 10 - 1

200 cm
28
285 lbs
20 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Meet the Future

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Boo Tiny!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bob Stewart !
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiny avoids the head kick by Stewart .
Stewart throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tiny.
Tiny wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tiny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tiny tries to clinch
and Stewart counters with a thumping low kick.
Tiny tries to clinch there but Stewart circles away.
Tiny moves in looking to clinch but Stewart pushes him off.
Tiny fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tiny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Stewart manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tiny tries to clinch up but Stewart circles away and keeps his distance.
Tiny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stewart paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tiny tries to clinch but Stewart is having none of it.
Stewart lands a leg kick that knocks Tiny off balance momentarily.
Tiny tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiny tries to clinch up.
Boo Tiny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stewart misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stewart connects with a solid leg kick.
Tiny tries to close the distance and clinch but Stewart swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Tiny fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Stewart , pushing him back against the cage.
Tiny avoiding damage.
Stewart is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stewart misses with some punches.
Stewart avoids a wild elbow strike from Tiny.
Stewart misses with the head strike.
Tiny looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tiny.

It looks like Bob Stewart has been cut.
Tiny's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiny pushes off an throws an elbow but Stewart leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Stewart taking a breather.
A frustrated look appears on Stewart 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Tiny just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stewart 's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Tiny just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stewart 's brow.
Stewart throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiny.
Stewart wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Tiny just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stewart 's brow.
Stewart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tiny lands a damaging elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiny creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stewart dodges an elbow strike from Tiny.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiny lands an elbow that stopped Stewart in his tracks for a moment.
Tiny throws an elbow but it misses.
Stewart misses with a punch on the inside.
Stewart lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Tiny backwards.
Tiny slowing the pace effectively.

Stewart breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tiny avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Tiny forces Stewart back against the cage and clinches.
Stewart doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stewart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stewart blocks an elbow strike.
Tiny throws an elbow that misses.
Stewart letting Tiny take a breather here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiny blocks an uppercut.
Stewart avoids the elbow strike from Tiny, against the cage.
Tiny content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Stewart wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Tiny has him pressed against the cage.
Tiny lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Stewart avoids a wild elbow strike from Tiny.
Tiny stalling.
Stewart misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stewart is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Tiny throws an elbow that misses.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Stewart avoids the elbow strike from Tiny, against the cage.
Tiny throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Tiny creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stewart blocks an elbow strike from Tiny.
Stewart wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stewart working hard to break the clinch.
Tiny pushes off an throws an elbow but Stewart leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Tiny is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Stewart is defending well for now.
Stewart is looking to break free of the clinch but Tiny has double underhooks.
Tiny creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Stewart 's defenses.
Tiny lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Tiny comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tiny throws an elbow but misses.
Still in the clinch, Stewart scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice elbow from Tiny.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Stewart avoids a wild elbow strike from Tiny.
Tiny prevents Stewart from breaking the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Stewart .
Stewart dodges an elbow strike from Tiny.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tiny.

That has opened up Bob Stewart 's cut even more.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stewart misses with a punch on the inside.
Stewart avoids a wild elbow strike from Tiny.
Tiny pressing his opponent against the cage.
Stewart misses with the head strike.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tiny throws an elbow but misses.
Tiny looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Tiny throws an elbow but it misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tiny.
Tiny lands a nice elbow.
Stewart looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tiny pushes off an throws an elbow but Stewart leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Tiny stalls.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tiny blocks an uppercut.
Tiny stalls.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tiny.

The cut above Bob Stewart 's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Tiny controlling the action here for a moment.
Stewart dodges an elbow strike from Tiny.
Tiny blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stewart avoids the elbow strike from Tiny, against the cage.
Stewart dodges an elbow strike from Tiny.
Tiny creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stewart dodges an elbow strike from Tiny.
Stewart misses with a body punch.
Stewart is stalling here.

Stewart 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Tiny moves in looking to clinch but Stewart pushes him off.
Stewart attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Tiny tries to clinch but Stewart moves out of range.
Tiny fails in his attempt to clinch.

Tiny instigates a clinch.
Tiny throws an elbow that misses.
Tiny misses with an elbow strike.
Tiny misses with an elbow strike.
Tiny misses with an elbow over the top.
Stewart is trying to stall.
Stewart blocks the elbow strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tiny avoiding damage.
Stewart tries to break the clinch but Tiny is controlling the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boo Tiny showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Tiny has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight for Boo Tiny!
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight for Boo Tiny!
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight for Boo Tiny!

Boo Tiny wins by unanimous decision!
Boo Tiny is the new super heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Boo Tiny took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I always thought the removal of toes with a bolt cutter was rather humaine '.