PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Bain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kurt Bain has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bain
vs
Star

195 cm
23
265 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

195 cm
23
307 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kurt Bain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Star!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bain moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Patrick Star has been cut.
Bain throws an overhand right that lands on Star's shoulder, as Star tries to avoid the shot.
Star misses with a series of wild punches.
Star swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bain lands with an uppercut that bounces Star off the cage and back into range.
Some wild striking there from Star.
Bain takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Star throws a head kick but Bain moves out of range.
We've been told by Bain's head coaches at Caveman Fight Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Star lands a jab to Bain's midsection.
Bain throws a lazy uppercut
and Star counters with a three punch combo that has Bain backing up. Bain nods at Star to acknowledge the strikes.
Star lands with an uppercut that bounces Bain off the cage and back into range.
Star throws a half hearted mid kick.
Star throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bain throws a looping overhand right but Star ducks down to avoid it.
Star misses with a low kick.
Bain throws a hook but Star avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Star chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bain can pounce on him.
Star takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Patrick Star seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Star throws a shot from downtown. Bain moves away and avoids it.
Star lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice uppercut lands for Star. That snapped Bain's head back.
Star misses with a combination
enabling Bain to counter with a crisp jab.
Bain misses the shot to the body.
Star has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bain scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bain lands with a good body shot.
Bain moves out of range as Star throws a body kick.
Bain avoids the body shot from Star.
Star takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bain connects with a leg kick. Star looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Star walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Star thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Star moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Kurt Bain has been cut.
Bain takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Star tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bain manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Star wants to clinch
and Bain counters with a nice uppercut.
Bain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Star lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Star throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Star looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice body kick there by Bain.
Star takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bain throws a head kick but Star moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bain.
Star looks to score with a jab to the body but Bain is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Star throws a head kick that misses
enabling Bain to counter with a crisp jab.
Star throws a nice looking combination but Bain bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Star swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Star takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A cross from Bain lands.
Bain misses with a hook. Star ducked under it nicely.
Bain scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Star pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bain lands a jab to the nose.
Bain dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Star checks the leg kick.
Star avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bain throws a hook to the side of Star's head but Star sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bain fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bain misses with a hook.
Bain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Star.
Star takes a swing at Bain's ribcage but misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Star scores with a four punch combination!
Bain throws a lazy uppercut
and Star counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Bain is rocked!
Bain is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good leg kick by Star there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oh Bain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bain is breathing heavily.
Star lands with a right and another and another! Bain is in big trouble! Star lands again and this time it's lights out for Bain! A quality knockout there for Star.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Patrick Star!