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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knez Lazar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler comes into the arena with DMX - Ain't no sunshine blaring out of the sound system. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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135 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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168 cm
25
135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Knez Lazar!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Valeri Chadov and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lazar darts in looking for a takedown but Hitler gets double underhooks and turns Lazar into the cage.
Hitler looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Hitler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lazar fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hitler forces Lazar back against the cage and clinches.
Lazar breaks the clinch.
Lazar throws a leg kick but Hitler checks it.
Lazar shoots in for a takedown but Hitler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Lazar misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hitler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lazar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lazar keeps the fight on the outside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lazar fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Knez Lazar.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Lazar.
Hitler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lazar happy to just control the position for now.
Lazar has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Lazar swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Knez Lazar!
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'Pff, lucky jew.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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