PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Red Headed Step Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diaz Bros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Step Child kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Don't Like It. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Headed Step Child
vs
Bros

215 cm
23
300 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

210 cm
23
295 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

World class boxer
Granite chin

World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Red Headed Step Child!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Diaz Bros !
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Fujiwara and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Step Child throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bros connects with a jab.
Bros throws a front kick aimed at Step Child's knee but Step Child avoids it well.
Bros misses with an uppercut. Step Child saw that one coming.
A lazy left from Bros finds it's target.
Bros throws a leg kick but Step Child sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bros buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bros looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bros lands a nice leg kick that just misses Step Child's sensitive parts.
Step Child misses with a left hand
and Bros finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Step Child tries to move into range but Bros moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bros scores with a crisp jab that stopped Step Child in his tracks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros blocks a jab.
Step Child has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bros dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Step Child. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick lands from Bros .
Bros works Step Child's body with a nice hook.
Bros throws out a loose jab but Step Child uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bros fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crunch! Bros slams his shin into Step Child's torso.
Step Child throws a lazy right hand but Bros sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Step Child throws a lazy right hand but Bros sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Step Child walks into a stiff left hand from Bros .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Step Child throws out a loose jab but Bros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Step Child lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Diaz Bros has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bros blocks a head kick by Step Child.
Step Child has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bros .
Bros with a hook.
Bros bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Step Child's head backwards.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bros .
Bros walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Step Child checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bros fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Step Child is out of range.
Bros connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diaz Bros dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Diaz Bros 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bros lands an overhand right.
Diaz Bros seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bros connects with a leg kick. Step Child looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bros throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Step Child on the side of the head.
Step Child is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bros finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bros avoids the head kick by Step Child.
Step Child is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bros .
Bros dips to his left and cracks Step Child with an uppercut!
Bros throws a hook to the side of Step Child's head but Step Child sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bros connects with an inside leg kick.
Step Child avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A swing and a miss from Bros .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bros swings widly with a right hand
and Step Child counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bros shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bros 's corner calls for a 1-2. Bros obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Step Child lands a head kick. Bros smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Nice defenses there by Bros .
Bros tries to clinch up but Step Child circles away and keeps his distance.
Bros moves forwards but Step Child connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bros takes a kick to the side of the head.
Step Child gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Diaz Bros seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Step Child misses with an uppercut. Bros saw that one coming.
Bros scoring well with a low kick there.

Bros rushes Step Child and presses him up against the ropes.
Step Child pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Step Child.
Step Child managing to block the knees to the body from Bros .
Step Child tries to stall but Bros uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Step Child misses with a knee strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Step Child misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bros .
Bros crunches a lovely knee into Step Child's ribcage.
Bros lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Red Headed Step Child has been cut.
Bros dodges an elbow strike from Step Child.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diaz Bros showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Step Child's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Step Child moves out of range of the leg kick from Bros .
Bros throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Step Child's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bros connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Step Child scrambles back to his feet.
Bros tries to clinch but Step Child moves out of range.
Bros chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Step Child swings widly with a right hand
and Bros counters with a stiff right hand.
Bros punishes Step Child's body with a nice straight punch.
Step Child is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bros throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bros throws a leg kick
enabling Step Child to counter with a crisp jab.
Bros chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros cracks Step Child with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Bros feints and then cracks Step Child's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Step Child down.
Bros looks to score with a jab to the body but Step Child is just out of range.
Bros bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bros looks to clinch
letting Step Child counter with a right hand.
Bros fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Bros gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bros scores with a shoulder strike.
Step Child is trying to maintain a safe position but Bros gets an underhook and turns Step Child into the ropes.
Step Child throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Step Child with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bros lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Step Child tries to work over Bros 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bros lands with a right to the head.
Step Child trying to control the position but instead, Bros has worked for underhooks and has pushed Step Child into the ropes.
Bros throws a punch but it's blocked by Step Child.
Step Child is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bros is defending well for now.
Bros avoids the elbow strike from Step Child, against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bros .
Step Child stalls.
Step Child misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Step Child scores with a shoulder strike.
Bros lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diaz Bros really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Bros scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Step Child takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A big left from Step Child misses.
Bros lands with a nice body punch.
Bros wants to clinch but Step Child slips to the side
and Step Child counters with a straight right hand.
Bros moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bros fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bros throws a combination that misses
letting Step Child counter with a right hand.
Good exchange - Bros coming out on top.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bros throws a solid leg kick but Step Child takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bros .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bros throws a head kick but Step Child moves out of range.
Step Child throws a nice head kick!

That has opened up Diaz Bros 's cut even more.
Bros lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bros looks to throw the jab but Step Child is out of range.
Step Child on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bros . Bros obviously looking to wear him down.
Bros wants to slow Step Child down by chopping away at his legs.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bros .
Bros shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bros ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Step Child moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Step Child takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bros connects with a jab.
Bros throws a nice inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Bros misses.
Bros scores with a leg kick.
Bros tries a low kick but Step Child avoids it.
Bros connects with a good right hand that stumbles Step Child. Step Child circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bros sizes up Step Child with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Step Child looks to throw the jab but Bros is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diaz Bros dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Bros throws a leg kick but Step Child moved away.
Red Headed Step Child has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bros fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Step Child is out of range.
Bros misses with a straight left.
The fighters circling - Bros throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bros throws a hook to the side of Step Child's head but Step Child sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Step Child ducks right into an uppercut from Bros .
Bros with a jab.
Bros throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bros misses with a low kick.
Bros misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Step Child avoids the head kick by Bros .
Bros swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bros keeps Step Child at a distance using the push kick.
Bros throws a leg kick but Step Child checks it.
Decent striking displayed by Step Child there.
Bros fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bros scores with a jab to the head.
Step Child throws a big shot that misses.
Bros has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Step Child looks to land a left hand but Bros moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bros chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheers as Bros lands an impressive looking overhand right. Step Child doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Step Child walks into a straight right hand from Bros .
Bros lands a nice leg kick that just misses Step Child's sensitive parts.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bros fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Step Child is out of range.
Bros connects with a leg kick. Step Child looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bros works Step Child's body with a nice hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bros getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bros cracks Step Child with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Bros connects with a solid leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Diaz Bros comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bros has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 45:50
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 45:50
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Diaz Bros !
A very excited looking Diaz Bros made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.