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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Siouxsie Banshees (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moses Kealekapuna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banshees comes to the cage accompanied by Cities in Dust. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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214 lbs
35 - 16 - 1 |
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188 cm
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221 lbs
27 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Siouxsie Banshees!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moses Kealekapuna!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banshees throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Banshees throws a push kick but Kealekapuna slaps the foot to one side.
Banshees tries to work over Kealekapuna's front leg with a kick but Kealekapuna checks it.
Kealekapuna has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Banshees is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Banshees lands with a kick to the ribs.
Kealekapuna tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kealekapuna thows a body shot but no joy.
Banshees pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kealekapuna is out of range and Banshees settles back down.
Banshees fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kealekapuna throws a leg kick
enabling Banshees to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Banshees keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kealekapuna throws a head kick that misses.
Banshees moves away from the strike by Kealekapuna.
Banshees is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kealekapuna.
Banshees keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Banshees throws a leg kick but Kealekapuna moved away.
Kealekapuna lands a head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Banshees lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kealekapuna has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kealekapuna and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Banshees looks to score with a jab to the body but Kealekapuna is just out of range.
Kealekapuna just misses with a punch to the body.
Kealekapuna takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Banshees lands with a thumping leg kick.
Banshees takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Banshees with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kealekapuna throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kealekapuna throws a quick inside leg kick.
Banshees checks a leg kick.
Kealekapuna looks to score with a jab to the body but Banshees is just out of range.
Kealekapuna turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Banshees. That's going to slow Kealekapuna down.
Kealekapuna checks the leg kick.
Banshees lands with a straight right. Kealekapuna didn't see that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees lunges at Kealekapuna with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kealekapuna's hand.
Kealekapuna is rocked!
Banshees cracks Kealekapuna with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kealekapuna is still on wobbly legs! Can Banshees finish him?
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Banshees! Kealekapuna is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Siouxsie Banshees!
A relieved looking Siouxsie Banshees thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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