PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vladimir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Steel Penn Alliance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vladimir's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Who Run It - Three Six Mafia. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Vladimir
vs
Steel Penn Alliance

190 cm
24
215 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

189 cm
22
201 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Steel Penn - Battle Ready Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lord Vladimir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, The Steel Penn Alliance!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vladimir jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vladimir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steel Penn Alliance.

Vladimir has Steel Penn Alliance up against the cage in a clinch.
Vladimir wants to stall.
Steel Penn Alliance is working for takedown but Vladimir is calmly controlling the position for now.
Vladimir stops a takedown attempt from Steel Penn Alliance.
Steel Penn Alliance is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Vladimir to keep the fight standing.
Lord Vladimir has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Steel Penn Alliance.
A right handed body shot lands from Vladimir.
Steel Penn Alliance drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Steel Penn Alliance tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Vladimir smiles and moves away.
Vladimir scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Steel Penn Alliance doesn't seem bothered though.
Steel Penn Alliance misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steel Penn Alliance looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Vladimir stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Steel Penn Alliance.
Vladimir swings for the body but Steel Penn Alliance moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Vladimir. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vladimir.
Steel Penn Alliance tries a head kick but it misses.
Vladimir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Steel Penn Alliance.
Vladimir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Steel Penn Alliance sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Steel Penn Alliance shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Vladimir as he avoids it easily.
Vladimir throws a hook but Steel Penn Alliance blocks it.
Steel Penn Alliance defending well as Vladimir loads up on a big left hand.
Steel Penn Alliance connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vladimir. Vladimir circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Lord Vladimir has been cut.
Steel Penn Alliance misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vladimir misses the jab.
Steel Penn Alliance drops his hands momentarily and Vladimir takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vladimir thows a body shot but no joy.
Steel Penn Alliance feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vladimir's calf.

Vladimir cracks Steel Penn Alliance with a big right hand and Steel Penn Alliance goes down!

Steel Penn Alliance is rocked!
Vladimir controlling from the top position.
Steel Penn Alliance is still in real trouble! Can Vladimir finish him?

Steel Penn Alliance has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Vladimir can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steel Penn Alliance wants to hit a switch here but Vladimir passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Steel Penn Alliance there!
Vladimir sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Steel Penn Alliance seems to have recovered his senses.
Vladimir looking to finish with strikes here!
Steel Penn Alliance keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Vladimir throwing strikes here but Steel Penn Alliance is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Steel Penn Alliance wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Vladimir.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vladimir throwing strikes here but Steel Penn Alliance is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Vladimir controlling from the full mount.
Steel Penn Alliance is desperately trying to improve his position but Vladimir has a good base and remains in mount.
Vladimir punching from mount but Steel Penn Alliance doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Steel Penn Alliance regains half guard.
Steel Penn Alliance makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Steel Penn Alliance.
Vladimir sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Steel Penn Alliance's guard.
Steel Penn Alliance is refusing to be controlled, as Vladimir sits in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vladimir trying to mount his opponent but Steel Penn Alliance defends it.

Steel Penn Alliance looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Vladimir passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Steel Penn Alliance!
Vladimir thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steel Penn Alliance working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Vladimir wants to finish this one by submission but Steel Penn Alliance is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Vladimir.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Steel Penn Alliance tries to hold on but Vladimir pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lord Vladimir dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lord Vladimir's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Vladimir keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Vladimir misses with a wild body shot.
Vladimir misses the shot to the body.
Vladimir swings for the body but Steel Penn Alliance moves out of range.
Steel Penn Alliance throws a head kick that misses.
Vladimir comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vladimir with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vladimir blocks a head kick by Steel Penn Alliance.
Crack! Vladimir connects with the perfect overhand right and Steel Penn Alliance falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Vladimir!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lord Vladimir!
A relieved looking Lord Vladimir thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.