PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Do

194 cm
32
241 lbs
28 - 10 - 0

192 cm
36
255 lbs
25 - 27 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House

Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jonny Do!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Jonny Do has been cut.
Do stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Do takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dos Equis Guy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dos Equis Guy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice shot that snaps Do's head back.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Do throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Do scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dos Equis Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Do throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Do's knee momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy fails to land with a series of punches.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't manage to clinch there - Do circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Do avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Do slips under a jab.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy looks to throw the jab but Do is out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A slow jab from Dos Equis Guy misses its intended target.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Do wants to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big right hand but Do slips the punch.
Do takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Do throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Do loads up on a big right hand but Dos Equis Guy slips the punch.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Dos Equis Guy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with the combination.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a right hand but Do moved out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut.
Do closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook. Do ducked under it nicely.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dos Equis Guy checks a leg kick.
Do scores with a decent looking hook.
Dos Equis Guy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Do walks into a jab.

That has opened up Jonny Do's cut even more.
Do takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dos Equis Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Do throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut. Do saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Dos Equis Guy. Those never looked like landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Do.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a one two! Do had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dos Equis Guy thuds his right hand into Do's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

The cut above Jonny Do's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fighters circling - Do throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Do throws a quick inside leg kick.
Do just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Do moved out of range nicely.
Do misses with a series of wild punches.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Do off balance momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Do.
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Do ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Do slips a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Do throws a front kick aimed at Dos Equis Guy's knee but Dos Equis Guy avoids it well.
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A big right from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Do throws a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Do has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Do throws a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy checks it.
Dos Equis Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Do. That did some damage!
Do looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Do ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dos Equis Guy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Do's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of Do's front leg.
Do slips a jab and a cross from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab to the head.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Do takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Do scores with a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Do.
Do takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Do scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dos Equis Guy in his tracks.
Do on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Do moves forwards but Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Jonny Do's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Do shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab from Do.
The Dos Equis Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to clinch but Do is avoiding it.
Do misses with a takedown attempt - Dos Equis Guy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Do misses with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick.
Do walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dos Equis Guy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to slow Do down with leg kicks.
Do is breathing heavily.
Do is looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down with leg kicks.
Do ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands the left hand.
Dos Equis Guy lands a two punch combo.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jonny Do's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy very nearly forgot to thank Convicted Trap House amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.