PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bork Lazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lazer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, More Bork plz. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lazer
vs
Power

191 cm
25
280 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

210 cm
19
273 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bork Lazer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scott Power!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Power jabs at Lazer's body.
Lazer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Power sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lazer stuffs the takedown attempt from Power. Power gets slowly back to his feet.
Power stuffs the takedown attempt from Lazer. Lazer gets slowly back to his feet.
Lazer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Power throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Power throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Power connects with a right hand. Lazer shakes it off.
Power darts in looking for a takedown but Lazer gets double underhooks and turns Power into the cage.
Lazer looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bork Lazer. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lazer turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Power is trying to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lazer working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

It looks like Scott Power has been cut.
Lazer is looking to take a break and control but Power is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lazer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Lazer stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Power misses with a wild body shot.
Lazer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Power thows a body shot but no joy.
Power throws a body punch but Lazer moves out of range.
Lazer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Power moves out of range as Lazer throws a body kick.
Power misses with a series of wild punches.
Lazer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lazer misses with a takedown
and Power counters with a right hand to the body.
Lazer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Lazer looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Power really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lazer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Lazer there.
Lazer trying to control the action but Power is working from the bottom.
Power has hold of Lazer's hands but Lazer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Lazer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Power is trying to stand.
Lazer working Power over with strikes.
Lazer working Power over with strikes.

The cut above Scott Power's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Power is looking to escape.
Power looks winded!
Lazer lands with a punch from half guard.

Scott Power's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Scott Power's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bork Lazer!
Bork Lazer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.