PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mike The Shark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ingemar Stenmark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Shark's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Still. Mike The Shark could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ingemar Stenmark's chin.

The Shark
vs
Stenmark

179 cm
23
175 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Hates pizza

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Likes musicals

Convicted Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mike The Shark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ingemar Stenmark!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Shark throws a head kick that misses.
The Shark misses with a few strikes there.
The Shark shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Stenmark eats them both and turns towards The Shark to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Mike The Shark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Shark swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stenmark walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Stenmark is rocked!
The Shark scores with a head kick.
Stenmark is still on wobbly legs! Can The Shark finish him?
Crack! A monster head kick from The Shark and Stenmark falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by The Shark!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike The Shark!
During a confident post fight interview, Mike The Shark thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.