PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Test (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solomon Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Test
vs
Kane

187 cm
16
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
265 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Test Test!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Solomon Kane!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Phil Schofield and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane swats away the attempt to clinch by Test.
Test walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kane scores with a decent looking hook.
Test wants to clinch.
Kane lands with a nice body punch.
Test is looking to clinch but Kane is avoiding it.
Test fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kane smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Test moves into the clinch successfully.
Kane misses with a short punch on the inside.
Test lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Test lands an elbow that stopped Kane in his tracks for a moment.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Test looking to throw knees to the head but Kane is blocking nicely.
Kane tries a body shot but Test blocks it.
Kane can't find room to land a body shot as Test controls the action.
Test misses with an elbow strike.
Test lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Solomon Kane has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Test lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Test scores with a knee to the head.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Kane tries a body shot but Test blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane throws a head punch that misses.
Test blocking some punches.
Test utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kane looks winded!
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kane blocks an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Test just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kane's brow.
Test lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Test drops Kane with a big knee straight up the middle! Kane is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Kane is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Test tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kane manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kane is still on wobbly legs! Can Test finish him?

Test moves into the clinch.
Kane seems to have recovered his senses.
Kane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kane takes an elbow to the temple.
Kane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Test is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Test using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kane avoiding damage as Test throws knees to the body.
Test effectively controlling the action here.
Kane misses with a short punch on the inside.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test lands a knee to the body.
Test lands a nice elbow.
Test lands an elbow that stopped Kane in his tracks for a moment.
Kane struggles to land a body shot inside as Test controls his hands.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Nice elbow from Test.
Knees to the body from Test.
Test lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Test landing knees to the head.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Test lands a good knee to the midsection. Kane won't want to take too many of those.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kane throws a head punch that misses.
Kane managing to block the knees to the body from Test.
Test tries a knee to the head but Kane blocks it.
Kane swings wildly with an uppercut but Test uses good head movement to avoid it.
Test taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Test connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kane's face.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Test just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kane's brow.
Test with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Test lands an elbow that stopped Kane in his tracks for a moment.
Kane blocks an elbow strike.
Kane takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Test.
Test creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kane's defenses.
Come on Test - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.
Test lands a damaging elbow.
Test is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kane is defending well for now.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.
Test lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Test connects with a knee to the head.

That has opened up Solomon Kane's cut even more.
Test throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kane blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice elbow from Test.
Test is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kane is defending well for now.
Test tries a knee to the head but Kane blocks it.
Kane blocks an elbow strike.
Kane can't find room to land a body shot as Test controls the action.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Test tries to land knees in the clinch but Kane avoids the damage to the body.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Test pushes off an throws an elbow but Kane leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kane.
Kane tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Test misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Test tries to land knees in the clinch but Kane avoids the damage to the body.
Test using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kane tries to work over Test's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kane throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Test Test dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Solomon Kane's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Test fails in his attempt to clinch.

Test pushes Kane up against the cage in a clinch.
Test pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kane.
Test trying to land knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Test throws an elbow but misses.
Test pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Test lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Test misses with a knee strike.
Kane makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Test Test has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kane misses with a body punch.
Test missing with knees to the body.
Test with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kane blocks the elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Kane.
Test's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kane is breathing heavily.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Test prevents a body shot from Kane.
Kane blocks an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Test looking to throw knees to the head but Kane is blocking nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Test.
A head punch on the inside from Kane fails to land.
Test creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Test misses with an elbow strike.
Test lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Test with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kane tries a body shot but Test blocks it.
Nice elbow from Test.
Test tries to land knees in the clinch but Kane avoids the damage to the body.
Test misses with a knee strike.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Test pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kane blocks an elbow strike from Test.
Test throws an elbow that misses.
Kane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Test throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kane blocks it with crossed arms.
Kane tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Test's elbow.
Kane scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Test is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kane can do to turn this around?
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Kane makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Kane.
Test misses with a knee strike.
Test taking a breather.
Kane cracks Test with a nice body shot.
Kane lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Test or not.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Test utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Test misses with a knee to the head.
Kane lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Test.
Kane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Test tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kane avoids it.
Kane goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Test landing knees to the head.
Test unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kane lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane lands a shot to the body.
Test lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kane working aggressively here.
Test landing knees to the body.
Test blocks a body shot from Kane.
Test lands an elbow inside that Kane shrugs off.
Kane takes a knee right on the jaw!
Test manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Test has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Test tries a knee to the head but Kane blocks it.
Test is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kane is defending well for now.
A shot in the inside from Kane.
Kane misses with the head strike.
Test holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kane tries a body shot but Test blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Test throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Test blocks an uppercut.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Test landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kane avoids the elbow strike from Test, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Test is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Test throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kane blocks it with crossed arms.
Test blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Test throws an elbow that misses.
Test lands an elbow just above Kane 's eye.
Kane tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Test looking to throw knees to the head but Kane is blocking nicely.
Kane misses with a punch to the body.
Kane blocks the elbow strike.
Test is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kane is defending well for now.
Kane lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Test.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Test Test dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Solomon Kane's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kane lands a right hook to the body.
Test tries to clinch there but Kane circles away.
Kane changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kane fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Test moves into the clinch successfully.
Kane lands with a right to the head.
Kane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kane misses with some punches.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kane misses with a body punch.
Test misses with a knee to the head.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Test misses with a knee to the head.
Test throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Test lands an elbow that stopped Kane in his tracks for a moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Test lands an elbow just above Kane 's eye.
Test trying to land knees to the body.
Kane pushes Test back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kane throws a head punch that misses.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Test.
Kane tries to throw a body punch but Test avoids it by throwing Kane back against the cage.
Kane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kane misses with a punch to the body.
A short left from Kane.
Test lands a nice elbow.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kane takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kane avoids a wild elbow strike from Test.
Test throws a knee to the head but misses.
Test blocks an uppercut.
Test blocks a body shot from Kane.
Kane tries a body shot but Test blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Kane fails to land.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.
Kane misses with a punch on the inside.
Test throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kane blocks it with crossed arms.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Solomon Kane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kane takes an elbow to the forehead.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Kane lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Test backwards.
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.
Kane working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Test tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Test throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Kane.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kane throws a punch but it's blocked by Test.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kane blocks the elbow strike.
Test prevents a body shot from Kane.
Kane lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Test obliges.
Kane tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Test's elbow.
Test pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Test with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane blocks the elbow strike.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
A hook to the body from Kane.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kane stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Test with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Test misses with a short punch on the inside.
Test connects with a knee to the head.
Test throws an elbow but it misses.
Kane misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kane tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Test's elbow.
Test blocking some punches.
Test lands an elbow inside.
Test lands an elbow inside that Kane shrugs off.
Test throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kane swings wildly with an uppercut but Test uses good head movement to avoid it.
Test landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Test is struggling to control the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Test throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kane struggles to land a body shot inside as Test controls his hands.
Kane goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kane misses with some punches.
Test misses with an elbow over the top.
Kane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kane takes a knee right on the jaw!
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Kane works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Test gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kane blocks an elbow strike.
Kane misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Test lands an elbow that stopped Kane in his tracks for a moment.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Kane blocks with his arms.
Kane avoids a wild elbow strike from Test.
Test Test is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Test blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Test Test showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Test, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Test!
The defeated Solomon Kane had this to say: 'CUZÃO.'.