PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ogustivimus Amavimus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Po Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Panda is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Amavimus
vs
Panda

198 cm
24
279 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

180 cm
32
300 lbs
22 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ogustivimus Amavimus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Po Panda!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Amavimus thows a body shot but no joy.

Panda dives in and scores a takedown into Amavimus's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Amavimus not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Panda slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Panda misses with the ground and pound.
Amavimus is pushing Panda's head away, looking to escape. Panda manages to hold on to the position though.
Panda working the ground and pound.
Panda prevents Amavimus from escaping the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Amavimus is trying to get back to half guard.
Amavimus is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Panda asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Panda.
Panda lands a nice forearm strike.
Amavimus taking punishment in the form of punches.

It looks like Ogustivimus Amavimus has been cut.
Amavimus is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at >TAPOUT ELITE< that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Amavimus knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Panda on the ground.
Amavimus wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Panda creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Amavimus sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Panda working the ground and pound but Amavimus is defending the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Panda working away.
Panda wants to control but Amavimus is keeping him busy.
Amavimus regains half guard.
Panda sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Amavimus defending well though.
Amavimus tries to kick Panda off but Panda keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Panda thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Panda passes the guard and advances to mount!
Amavimus keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Panda loads up with a big shot that hurts Amavimus! He's pulled Panda in close but Panda has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Amavimus survive? More strikes from Panda and Amavimus is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Po Panda!
Po Panda is the new super heavyweight champion!
Po Panda decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.