PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Bryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bryan's entrance music is Weight of the World - Blue October. A fine choice. Sprinkle has chosen Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik as his entrance music. King Bryan has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bryan
vs
Sprinkle

183 cm
19
270 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

198 cm
23
265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Forbidden Apple
Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, King Bryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Steve Montenegro and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sprinkle misses with a head kick.
Sprinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sprinkle tests Bryan's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like King Bryan has been cut.
Sprinkle cracks the inside of Bryan's front leg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bryan misses with a wild combination.
Sprinkle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bryan is breathing heavily.
Sprinkle scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bryan doesn't seem bothered though.
Sprinkle throws out a leg kick but Bryan moves out of range and Sprinkle only half commits.
Bryan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sprinkle. Sprinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
Sprinkle fails to land with a series of punches.
Sprinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sprinkle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bryan finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bryan really is a fat lump.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sprinkle, right into the meat.
Bryan avoids the head kick by Sprinkle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sprinkle wants to land a leg kick but Bryan is out of range.
Sprinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bryan moves away.
Sprinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sprinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Sprinkle! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sprinkle Sprinkle!