PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Castle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into the arena with All Within My Hands blaring out of the sound system. Castle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Biohazard- Punishment kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Eric Cartman had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Cartman
vs
Castle

199 cm
29
283 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

189 cm
32
285 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Frank Castle!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Castle circles away from the clinch attempt

and Castle decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cartman's guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Cartman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Castle.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
Cartman can't keep his opponent in guard - Castle advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Castle working over Cartman with some ground and pound. Cartman looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Castle is looking for a kimura here.
Cartman trying to control but Castle postures up.
Cartman has his hands clasped together around Castle's back. He's all about the action.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman is looking for a sweep. Castle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Castle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cartman's head.
Cartman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Castle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control from the bottom.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Castle takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Castle thows a huge punch but Cartman dodges it nicely.
Castle throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Castle is nestled in close to Cartman, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Castle lands a nice short elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman is looking to escape.
Castle wants to pass the guard but Cartman is defending well.
Cartman has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Castle is working away from the top position though.

Castle is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Castle throwing shots but Cartman is blocking nicely.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet.
Castle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Castle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Castle not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cartman is trying to stand.
Castle has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Cartman is looking for a sweep. Castle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Castle drops an elbow to the side of Cartman's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Castle.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Castle working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.

Castle is trying to work for a kimura but Cartman is defending well.
Castle is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Cartman!
Cartman wants to hold on but Castle pushes him away.
Cartman is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Castle is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Castle thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to reverse the position but Castle maintains control.
Cartman is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Castle raining down hammerfists from mount.
Cartman manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Castle lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Castle is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Castle thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cartman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Castle.
Cartman regains full guard. Nicely done.
Castle throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cartman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
Castle looking to pass the guard.
Cartman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castle throws a big elbow that misses.
Cartman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet but Castle is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cartman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet but Castle is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Cartman holds on and takes a little breather.
Cartman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Castle is one step ahead there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Castle throws a big right hand that misses.
Castle pushes down on Cartman's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Castle dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Castle has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cartman.
Castle shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Castle looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Castle circles away.

Cartman clinches.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman cracks Castle with a nice body shot.
Castle blocking some punches.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Our sources have told us that Cartman has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Come on Cartman - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
Castle struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Castle.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Frank Castle has been cut.
A nice left hand lands by Castle.
Cartman is struggling to control the position.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Castle misses with some punches.
Cartman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Castle managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.
Cartman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Frank Castle's cut even more.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cartman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Castle up against the cage.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Castle tries to work over Cartman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Castle's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

The cut above Frank Castle's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Castle misses with the head strike.
Cartman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Castle is breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Cartman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Castle is defending well for now.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Castle backwards.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Cartman.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of Castle backwards.

Frank Castle's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Castle.
Cartman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Castle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman!
During a confident post fight interview, Eric Cartman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.