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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Wet Hell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Direct Eye Contact While Shitting (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Direct Eye Contact While Shitting has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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130 lbs
2 - 13 - 0 |
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132 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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Good takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Wet Hell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Direct Eye Contact While Shitting!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
While Shitting scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hell blocks a low kick nicely.
While Shitting attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hell checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hell throws a body punch but While Shitting moves out of range.
That kick from While Shitting tenderised Hell's leg. Hell is trying to keep his angry face on.
While Shitting misses with the body kick
and Hell moves into the clinch.
Hell lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down While Shitting.
While Shitting tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hell's elbow.
Hell lands a nice shot to the body.
While Shitting wants the takedown. Hell is fighting it off but While Shitting persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Hell's guard against the cage.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Hell bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in While Shitting's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
While Shitting throws his legs up looking for a submission but Hell uses it to pass to side control.
While Shitting is looking to reverse the position.
While Shitting is being controlled here.
While Shitting is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Hell is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Hell controlling from mount.
Hell seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down While Shitting for as long as he can get away with.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting reaches up to try and control the position but Hell seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! While Shitting rolls and tries to escape and now Hell has his back!
Good control from Hell.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
While Shitting tries to roll but Hell sticks to his back.
What can While Shitting do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on While Shitting's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Hell controlling the positon.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Wet Hell.
A slapping leg kick lands for While Shitting.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting throws a leg kick that misses.
Hell really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hell checks a low kick from While Shitting.
Hell closes the distance and pushes While Shitting back into the cage.
Hell scores with a hook to the body.
Hell missing with knees to the body.
While Shitting can't find room to land a body shot as Hell controls the action.
While Shitting swings wildly with an uppercut but Hell uses good head movement to avoid it.
While Shitting is trying to break free.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for While Shitting.
Hell gets through While Shitting's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wet Hell dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
While Shitting does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
While Shitting chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hell checks a low kick from While Shitting.
While Shitting fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hell.
Hell clinches with his opponent.
Hell lands a shoulder strike.
Hell with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Direct Eye Contact While Shitting has been cut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hell creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hell working some nice short punches in the clinch.
While Shitting doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hell blocks an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
While Shitting wants to get back to striking at distance but Hell won't allow it.
Hell throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch on the inside from While Shitting fails to land.
Hell connects with a nasty looking knee right to While Shitting's face.
While Shitting looking to slow down the pace here.
Hell is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Hell digs a right hand into While Shitting's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on While Shitting's gas tank.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Hell blocks a body shot from While Shitting.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Hell.
Hell lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of While Shitting backwards.
While Shitting struggles to land a body shot inside as Hell controls his hands.
Hell will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning While Shitting up against the cage.
While Shitting misses with some punches.
While Shitting tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hell's elbow.
Hell lands with a short shot to the head.
While Shitting misses with a hook from the clinch.
While Shitting tries to land knees in the clinch but Hell avoids the damage to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting misses with a punch to the body.
Hell on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hell lands a body punch in the clinch.
While Shitting misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hell jumps guard and drags While Shitting to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
While Shitting drops back, looking for a kneebar! Hell looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Hell looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Hell!
Hell decides to stand back up.
While Shitting cracks the inside of Hell's front leg.
A slapping leg kick lands for While Shitting.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hell. That did some damage!
Hell instigates a clinch.
Hell pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hell is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hell controlling the pace.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hell moves nicely into side control.
Hell controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wet Hell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Direct Eye Contact While Shitting's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Hell misses with a wild body shot.
While Shitting misses with a shot to the body
and Hell counters with a left to the body.
Hell ducks under a wild hook from While Shitting.
Hell takes the fight into the clinch.
Hell pulls guard.
Hell looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
While Shitting drops back, looking for a kneebar! Hell looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Hell looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Hell!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hell has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Hell looking to control and managing it successfully.
Direct Eye Contact While Shitting has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting tries to control Hell's body but Hell pushes him off. While Shitting squirms to his side and now Hell has his back!
Good control from Hell.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting rolls, trying to escape but Hell keeps control of the position.
Hell trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure While Shitting doesn't escape.
While Shitting trying to control the hands but Hell won't let him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
While Shitting can't escape the position.
Hell is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
While Shitting trying to control the hands but Hell won't let him.
Wet Hell is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
While Shitting takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wet Hell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wet Hell!
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