PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Seven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gnome Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky has chosen System Of A Down - Sugar as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Seven
vs
Chomsky

186 cm
26
185 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

182 cm
29
197 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Seven!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gnome Chomsky!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chomsky misses with a straight right.
Seven misses with a takedown

and Chomsky counters with a nice double leg into side control. Seven won't be happy with that.
Seven tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chomsky wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Chomsky has knee on belly and moves into mount.
A nice elbow there by Chomsky.
Seven is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chomsky working the ground and pound effectively.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chomsky raining down shots from the mount!
Seven is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chomsky fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Chomsky unloading with bombs!
Seven is looking to improve his position but Chomsky isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Chomsky cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Seven in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Seven is wriggling around trying to escape.
Seven taking shots to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Seven is rocked!
Chomsky lands a heavy elbow.
Oh Seven is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chomsky can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Seven is looking to escape.
Chomsky lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Chomsky lands with some strikes.
Seven can't escape the position.
Seven seems to have got his legs back now.
Chomsky cracks Seven with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seven can't escape the position.
Seven is bucking up trying to escape but Chomsky cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Chomsky content just to control the position here.
Seven tries to reverse the position but Chomsky maintains control.
Seven taking shots to the head.
Seven is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chomsky lands a heavy elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seven is trying desperately to improve position.
Chomsky controlling the position easily from mount.
Seven sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Seven is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Chomsky lands a nice short elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Chomsky connects with a nice short shot to Seven's temple.
Seven wants to improve his position but Chomsky is controlling well.
Chomsky trying to control the action but Seven is working from the bottom.
Chomsky tries to pass the half guard into mount. Seven knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Chomsky takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky working over Seven with some ground and pound. Seven looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Seven is pressing down on Chomsky's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Chomsky postures up and lands a big shot to Seven's brow.
Seven wants to sweep but no luck.
Seven looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Chomsky puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Seven tries to roll over but Chomsky keeps him under control.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Chomsky is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Seven has managed to free his arm - good work.
Chomsky lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Chomsky is trying to control the action in half guard but Seven is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chomsky trying to mount his opponent but Seven defends it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seven wants to improve his position but Chomsky is controlling well.
Chomsky working the head and body with strikes.
Chomsky wants to pass the guard but Seven is defending well.
Seven is looking for a sweep. Chomsky is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Seven slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Seven keeping moving, preventing Chomsky from controlling successfully.
Chomsky won't allow Seven to sweep him here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chomsky trying to control the position from guard on top but Seven is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chomsky with a flurry of punches that miss.
Chomsky looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Chomsky stopping the sweep attempt from Seven.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gnome Chomsky dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Chomsky keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Seven gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Chomsky counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Chomsky.
Chomsky has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Seven bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Chomsky's guard.
Chomsky lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Seven!
Chomsky lands a nice shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seven is working to get back to half guard.
Seven gets back to half guard.
Seven won't allow Chomsky to pass to mount.
Chomsky trying to control from half guard but Seven is working away.
Chomsky trying to pass the guard but Seven defending well.
Chomsky is looking to take a break and control but Seven is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Seven tries to get to full guard but Chomsky has control of the leg.
Chomsky trying to mount his opponent but Seven defends it.
Seven is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Chomsky scores with a couple of nice shots.
Chomsky prevents Seven from improving his position.
Chomsky looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Seven trying to control here.
Seven is looking for a sweep. Chomsky is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky slips a nice elbow through Seven's hands, connecting with Seven's forehead.
Chomsky wants to control but Seven is keeping him busy.
Chomsky winds up and cracks Seven with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chomsky trying to control the action but Seven is working from the bottom.
Seven is looking for a sweep. Chomsky is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chomsky moves into full mount! Seven won't be happy about that!
Seven gets back to half guard.
Seven is in trouble now - Chomsky has advanced to mount!
Seven is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Seven is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Seven's face.
Chomsky looking to control but Seven is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Chomsky connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The referee warns Seven that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Seven tries to reverse the position but Chomsky maintains control.
Chomsky trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Seven is working to get back to half guard.
Chomsky looking to control but Seven is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chomsky lands a heavy elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky unloading with bombs!
Chomsky looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Seven is trying desperately to improve position.
Chomsky with shots to the head and body - Seven looks very uncomfortable down there.
Chomsky cracks Seven with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Chomsky postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Seven bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Chomsky and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gnome Chomsky!
Gnome Chomsky decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.