PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Projekti Mies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf
vs
Mies

185 cm
18
180 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
170 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Projekti Mies!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mies throws a head kick that Dlgirhadsgklasdjf semi-blocks.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mies.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch but Mies is avoiding it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf doesn't manage to clinch there - Mies circles away.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf slips a straight right by Mies.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch there but Mies circles away.
Mies feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's calf.
Mies connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf doesn't manage to clinch there - Mies circles away.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but Mies is having none of it.
Mies fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up.
Mies throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A slow jab from Mies misses its intended target.
Projekti Mies seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mies.
Mies misses with a body kick.
Mies cracks the inside of Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's front leg.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has managed to clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mies blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to throw a body punch but Mies avoids it by throwing Dlgirhadsgklasdjf back against the cage.
Mies looking to stall.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mies tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling in the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf misses with a punch on the inside.
Mies is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Mies fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf leaning against his opponent.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Mies dips to his left and cracks Dlgirhadsgklasdjf with an uppercut!
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf closes the distance but Mies moves to the side
and Mies makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Mies tenderised Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's leg. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves in looking to clinch but Mies pushes him off.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves in looking to clinch but Mies pushes him off.
Mies throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dlgirhadsgklasdjf crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mies - the referee stops the clock and Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mies. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch up but Mies keeps it at a distance.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf clinches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The referee calls for Mies to work.
Mies wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mies is trying to maintain a safe position but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets an underhook and turns Mies into the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mies tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Projekti Mies will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mies swats away the attempt to clinch by Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up.
Mies turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mies is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is keeping busy.
Mies is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Mies tries to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf holds him up against the cage and eventually Mies drops back down to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Projekti Mies.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mies. That's going to slow Dlgirhadsgklasdjf down.
Mies lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mies connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mies fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mies.
Mies is looking to slow Dlgirhadsgklasdjf down with leg kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dlgirhadsgklasdjf looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf ducks under a wild hook from Mies.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves into the clinch successfully.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries a body shot but Mies blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mies is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mies seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Mies tries to break free but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf pushes him back against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mies is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is keeping busy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries a body shot but Mies blocks it.
Mies taking a breather.
Mies jumps guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stands there with Mies around his waist. Mies gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mies fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Projekti Mies.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mies is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is keeping busy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf slows down the pace here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dlgirhadsgklasdjf as Mies tries to tie him up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Projekti Mies showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Mies lands with a kick to the ribs.
Mies throws a jab when Dlgirhadsgklasdjf was well out of range.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mies swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mies goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Projekti Mies seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to close the distance and clinch but Mies swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mies paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mies lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's sensitive parts.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf doesn't manage to clinch there - Mies circles away.

Mies gets tackled into the cage by Dlgirhadsgklasdjf. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf maintains the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf missing with knees to the body.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf trying to land knees to the body.
Mies jumps guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stands there with Mies around his waist. Mies gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mies is looking to control Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's arms but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mies has his back to the cage.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mies is trying to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has him pressed against the cage.
Mies tries to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf holds him up against the cage and eventually Mies drops back down to his feet.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Projekti Mies.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf struggles to land a body shot inside as Mies controls his hands.
A bit of stalling here from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf misses with some punches.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Mies is trying to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mies tries to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf won't allow it.
Mies fails to pull guard.
Mies trying to stall but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf improves his position.
Come on Dlgirhadsgklasdjf - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Mies tries to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf won't allow it.
Mies looking to slow down the pace here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Mies is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling the fight.
Mies is trying to stall.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Projekti Mies.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mies throws out the jab.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but Mies is having none of it.
Mies lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mies.
Mies lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf darts in and clinches Mies up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
I think Mies has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Projekti Mies!
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight for Projekti Mies!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Projekti Mies!

Projekti Mies wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Projekti Mies made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.