PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Simon Humble Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aiko Zeus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Humble Two
vs
Zeus

225 cm
20
160 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

165 cm
19
160 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Simon Humble Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Aiko Zeus!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zeus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zeus swinging wildly here.
Zeus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zeus swinging wildly here.
Humble Two staying out of range there.
Humble Two looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice body kick there by Zeus.
Zeus throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Humble Two cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zeus throws a sloppy head kick and Humble Two moves out of range easily.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Aiko Zeus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zeus misses with an uppercut
and Humble Two counters with a series of strikes. Zeus will be more careful next time no doubt.
Humble Two ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zeus throws a head kick but Humble Two moves out of range.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Zeus tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Zeus.
Zeus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Humble Two looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Zeus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Zeus scores with a push kick.
Aiko Zeus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zeus throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zeus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Humble Two's head backwards.
Humble Two avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zeus misses with a few strikes there.
Zeus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zeus should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Zeus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Zeus.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Zeus misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zeus throws a sloppy head kick and Humble Two moves out of range easily.
Zeus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zeus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A head kick misses from Zeus.
Humble Two dodges the punch combination from Zeus.
Zeus misses with a double jab
and Humble Two counters with a one-two to the body.
A head kick misses from Zeus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zeus finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Humble Two checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zeus lands a jab.
Zeus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zeus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some wild striking there from Zeus.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aiko Zeus dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Zeus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Zeus throws a sloppy head kick and Humble Two moves out of range easily.
Zeus throws a head kick but Humble Two moves out of range.
Zeus throws a one two combo.
Zeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zeus tries to bum rush Humble Two with a series of wild strikes but Humble Two uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some bone on bone action there as Humble Two checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Humble Two takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A head kick misses from Zeus.
Zeus thumps Humble Two with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Humble Two really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zeus throws a head kick but Humble Two moves out of range.
Zeus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zeus misses the shot to the body.
Zeus fails to land with a series of punches.
Simon Humble Two is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Zeus.
Zeus misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Zeus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Humble Two avoids a punch combination nicely.
Humble Two dodges the punch combination from Zeus.
Zeus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Humble Two circles away quickly and effectively.
Zeus throws a poor cross that misses
letting Humble Two counter with a right hand.
A combination from Zeus does no damage.
Zeus misses with a body shot
and Humble Two counters with a series of strikes. Zeus will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zeus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeus tries a head kick but it misses.
Zeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Donk. Zeus catches Humble Two right on the button with a cross.
Good work by Humble Two as he checks the leg kick.
Zeus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Humble Two counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zeus throws a head kick that misses.
Zeus throws the kick towards the body but Humble Two avoids it.
Humble Two blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humble Two avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zeus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Humble Two.
Zeus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Zeus throws a hook to the side of Humble Two's head but Humble Two sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zeus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zeus misses the body punch
and Humble Two counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice defenses there by Humble Two.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aiko Zeus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Zeus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Humble Two ducks under a wild hook from Zeus.
Zeus throws a body punch but Humble Two moves out of range.
Zeus throws a body punch but Humble Two moves out of range.
Zeus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Humble Two sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zeus throws a predictable looking body shot
and Humble Two counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Humble Two avoids the body shot from Zeus.
Zeus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Humble Two has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zeus misses with an uppercut.
Zeus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zeus misses with the combination.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Humble Two might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A punch combination from Zeus misses.
Zeus lands a jab to the head.
Humble Two steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zeus.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Humble Two uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zeus.
A head kick misses from Zeus.
Zeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zeus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zeus stuns Humble Two with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zeus throws a looping overhand right but Humble Two ducks down to avoid it.
Zeus throws a sloppy head kick and Humble Two moves out of range easily.
Zeus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zeus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humble Two moves away.
Zeus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeus throws out a loose jab but Humble Two uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zeus misses with a shot to the body
and Humble Two counters with a one-two to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zeus throws an overhand right that lands on Humble Two's shoulder, as Humble Two tries to avoid the shot.
Zeus misses the jab.
Zeus misses with a double jab
enabling Humble Two to counter with a crisp jab.
Humble Two defending well as Zeus loads up on a big left hand.
Zeus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Humble Two avoids the head kick by Zeus.
Zeus misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zeus throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A swing and a miss from Zeus.
Zeus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zeus misses with a head kick.
Zeus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Humble Two checks it well.
Simon Humble Two has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zeus digs a good hook to Humble Two's body.
Zeus throws a wild body kick that Humble Two sees coming a mile off.
Zeus misses with a two punch combination.
Aiko Zeus is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Zeus looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aiko Zeus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Zeus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aiko Zeus!