PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Wandy Wandeco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wandeco comes to the ring accompanied by Sandstorm. Alfred E Neuman will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Wandeco
vs
E Neuman

181 cm
31
199 lbs
16 - 14 - 0

225 cm
24
300 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

World class boxer
Very quick

World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wandy Wandeco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wandeco is looking to clinch.

Wandeco moves into the clinch.

E Neuman breaks the clinch.
E Neuman avoids the body shot from Wandeco.
Wandeco throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
E Neuman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wandeco blocks a jab.
Wandeco slips under a jab.
Wandeco tries to bum rush E Neuman with a series of wild strikes but E Neuman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
E Neuman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wandy Wandeco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wandeco throws a right and a left that E Neuman avoids nicely.
An inside leg kick lands from E Neuman.
E Neuman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wandecos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman throws a low kick but Wandeco avoids it.
Wandeco wants to clinch.
E Neuman circles away from the clinch attempt
and E Neuman counters with an inside leg kick.
Wandeco avoids the head kick by E Neuman.
Wandeco tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but E Neuman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
E Neuman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
E Neuman cracks Wandeco with an open hand slap.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Wandeco has managed to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wandeco avoids it.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wandeco has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wandeco lands a nice knee to the body.
Wandeco is trying to force a seperation but E Neuman has the dominant position.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
E Neuman struggles to land a body shot inside as Wandeco controls his hands.
Wandeco taking a breather.
E Neuman struggles to land a body shot inside as Wandeco controls his hands.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wandeco.
Wandeco taking a breather.
E Neuman looking to throw knees to the head but Wandeco is blocking nicely.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as E Neuman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wandeco lands a left hand that snaps the head of E Neuman backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wandeco is trying to push E Neuman away but E Neuman has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
E Neuman lands a right hand.
A body shot lands from Wandeco.
Wandeco managing to block the knees to the body from E Neuman.
Wandeco is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
With the fighters up against the ropes, E Neuman throws an elbow but misses.
E Neuman takes an elbow to the temple.
Wandeco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with E Neuman's elbow.
E Neuman avoiding damage as Wandeco throws knees to the body.
Wandeco lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down E Neuman.
Wandeco tries to break the clinch but E Neuman is controlling the position.
Wandeco lands a left hand.
Wandeco looking to slow down the pace here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from Wandeco.
E Neuman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wandeco lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wandeco is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wandeco has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but Wandeco blocks it.
A shot in the inside from E Neuman.
Wandeco misses with a body punch.
E Neuman misses with the head strike.
Wandeco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
E Neuman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
E Neuman lands a hook that snaps the head of Wandeco backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
E Neuman lands a good knee to the midsection. Wandeco won't want to take too many of those.
E Neuman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wandeco misses with a hook to the ribs.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alfred E Neuman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

E Neuman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wandeco tries to clinch there but E Neuman circles away.
Wandeco fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Wandeco.
Wandeco moves out of range as E Neuman throws a body kick.
Wandeco tries to close the distance and clinch but E Neuman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
E Neuman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wandeco closes the distance but E Neuman moves to the side

and E Neuman counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! Wandeco goes down! E Neuman rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... Wandeco is up to one knee.... 8,9.... He's up! The referee says he's good to go, so we're back to the action!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wandeco lands a jab to the head.
Wandy Wandeco is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wandeco is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
E Neuman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman closes the distance and catches Wandeco with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Wandeco is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Wandeco is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Wandeco is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! E Neuman takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Alfred E Neuman!