PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Ping Pong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kuku Xumusu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Jong Ping Pong
vs
Xumusu

188 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

191 cm
27
215 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kim Jong Ping Pong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kuku Xumusu!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ping Pong connects with the punch.
Ping Pong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Xumusu defending well as Ping Pong loads up on a big left hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Ping Pong as he connects with a hook.
Ping Pong lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut there from Ping Pong.
Xumusu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Xumusu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ping Pong lands with a cross.
Ping Pong stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ping Pong wants it to stay on the feet.
Ping Pong cracks Xumusu with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Xumusu falls to his knees and Ping Pong doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kim Jong Ping Pong!