PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Lotus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fatherfockerusus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Lotus comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Eye of the tiger kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Lotus

186 cm
34
176 lbs
26 - 14 - 0

186 cm
36
183 lbs
26 - 34 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 34 - 2, fighting out of London, Tommy Lotus!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lotus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Lotus.
Lotus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
A big left from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus dips to his left and cracks Lotus with an uppercut!
Lotus avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and connects with a jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fatherfockerusus, as that shot connected.
Nice sprawl there from Fatherfockerusus as Lotus shoots in.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the body shot from Lotus.
Lotus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No joy there for Lotus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fatherfockerusus slaps away a takedown attempt from Lotus, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lotus manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Lotus.
Fatherfockerusus just misses with a punch to the body.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lotus as he jumps to the side.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a straight left.
Fatherfockerusus throws a right hand that misses
and Lotus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lotus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fatherfockerusus's waist but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lotus off to one side.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tommy Lotus.
Fatherfockerusus slaps away a takedown attempt from Lotus, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lotus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Lotus controls from within his opponent's guard.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Lotus from controlling successfully.
Fatherfockerusus trying to keep a closed guard but Lotus is proving a slippery customer.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to sweep but instead, Lotus has passed into half guard.
Lotus is trying to control. Fatherfockerusus wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lotus controlling the action here.
Lotus seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep Lotus in close.
Lotus looking to pass the guard.
Lotus works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Lotus is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Lotus is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Lotus looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotus is trying to control the action in half guard but Fatherfockerusus is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus wants to get back to full guard.

Fatherfockerusus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lotus is looking to take a break and control but Fatherfockerusus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus manages to get to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lotus scores with a jab to the body.
Lotus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fatherfockerusus takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lotus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a series of punches but Lotus avoids them all with ease.

Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Fatherfockerusus lands in his opponent's guard.

Lotus has his feet on Fatherfockerusus's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as Lotus jumps back.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick which misses Lotus's front leg but catches the back leg as Lotus tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Lotus avoids it easily.

Fatherfockerusus tries to keep at a distance but Lotus has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lotus wants to break free but Fatherfockerusus has control.
Fatherfockerusus has Lotus pressed against the cage, preventing Lotus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fatherfockerusus has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lotus after a bit of a struggle.
Fatherfockerusus keeps control of Lotus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Lotus.
Lotus is trying to push Fatherfockerusus away but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Lotus from breaking the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lotus is looking to break free of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has double underhooks.
Lotus tries to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus is controlling the position.
Lotus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Lotus from breaking the clinch.
Lotus is trying to force a seperation but Fatherfockerusus has the dominant position.
Lotus tries to break free but Fatherfockerusus pushes him back against the cage.
Lotus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Lotus controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a shot to the side of Lotus's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lotus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Lotus from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lotus smiles and moves away.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot
and Lotus counters with a left and a right that stings Fatherfockerusus.

Lotus dives in and scores a takedown into Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Lotus won't allow Fatherfockerusus to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lotus works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fatherfockerusus makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Fatherfockerusus.
Lotus seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lotus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotus trying to stand up but can't free himself from Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Lotus from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Tommy Lotus has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Lotus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Fatherfockerusus swings for the body but Lotus moves out of range.
Lotus shoots in for a double leg but Fatherfockerusus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lotus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fatherfockerusus as he jumps to the side.
Lotus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus feints and then cracks Lotus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lotus down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Lotus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Fatherfockerusus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lotus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tommy Lotus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Lotus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lotus throws a combination. Fatherfockerusus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lotus shoots in looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus tries to sprawl out of it but Lotus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fatherfockerusus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A punch combination from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Lotus tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus moves away
and Fatherfockerusus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lotus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Some wild striking there from Lotus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lotus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lotus avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Nice sprawl there from Fatherfockerusus as Lotus shoots in.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tommy Lotus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick.
Lotus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Lotus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Lotus shoots in for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lotus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lotus takes a step back to recover.
Lotus with a jab.
Horrible takedown by Lotus or perhaps it was just good defense by Fatherfockerusus which made him look bad.

Fatherfockerusus gets a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus keeps control of Lotus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fatherfockerusus tries a body shot but Lotus blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Lotus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotus is trying to break free.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lotus can't break the clinch.
Lotus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lotus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Lotus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lotus tries to break free but Fatherfockerusus pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lotus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotus working hard to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lotus tries to break free but Fatherfockerusus pushes him back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fatherfockerusus.

Fatherfockerusus wants the takedown. Lotus is fighting it off but Fatherfockerusus persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Lotus's guard against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus lands a couple of elbows.
Fatherfockerusus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lotus lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fatherfockerusus!
Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Lotus is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lotus wants to control the pace but Fatherfockerusus is squirming around nicely.
Tommy Lotus has got the better of the ground game so far.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fatherfockerusus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
In his post fight interview, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus gave a big smile as he said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.