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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ardian Shiba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Bimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shiba comes to the cage accompanied by Theme tune Mohammed rapes children. Bob Bimp told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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186 cm
27
198 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
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182 cm
20
194 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ardian Shiba! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Bob Bimp! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Sam Margolis and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Shiba catches Bimp with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Bimp takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. A jab from Shiba does it's job there.
Bimp is rocked! A punch combination from Bimp misses. Bimp is still on wobbly legs! Can Shiba finish him? Shiba throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Bimp crumples to the floor and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ardian Shiba! In his post fight interview, Ardian Shiba gave a big smile as he said 'Mohammed was a pedo, mohammed was pedo na na naaa naaaa oi, na naaa naaaaa na oi.... Fuck Islam.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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