PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theon Greyjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juicy Jay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Juicy Jay was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Greyjoy
vs
Jay

200 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
265 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Bunny Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Theon Greyjoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Juicy Jay!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yuuki Gou and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greyjoy works the jab nicely.
Greyjoy tries to close the distance and clinch but Jay swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jay avoids a punch combination nicely.

Greyjoy moves into the clinch.
Greyjoy dodges an elbow strike from Jay.
Greyjoy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jay looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jay misses with an elbow over the top.
Jay pushes off an throws an elbow but Greyjoy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Jay throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Greyjoy avoids a wild elbow strike from Jay.
Greyjoy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jay up against the ropes.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Jay throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Jay just misses with a elbow thrown towards Greyjoy's brow.
Jay throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jay looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jay lands an elbow just above Greyjoy 's eye.

It looks like Theon Greyjoy has been cut.
Greyjoy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jay lands a damaging elbow.
Jay throws an elbow that misses.
Jay misses with an elbow over the top.
Jay blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jay looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jay prevents Greyjoy from breaking the clinch.
Jay misses with an elbow over the top.
Jay lands an elbow inside.
Jay pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Jay looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Greyjoy blocks the elbow strike.
Jay blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jay lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Theon Greyjoy's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greyjoy blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Jay throws an elbow but misses.
Greyjoy looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Jay leaning against his opponent.
Jay looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Jay escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Greyjoy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Greyjoy throws a nice looking combination but Jay bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Greyjoy misses with the combination.
Jay connects with an inside leg kick.
Greyjoy moves to clinch but Jay breaks away

and Jay counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jay.
Jay gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Theon Greyjoy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Greyjoy misses with a punch on the inside.
Greyjoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jay keeps control of Greyjoy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay throws an elbow that misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jay.

Jeez, Theon Greyjoy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Theon Greyjoy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Juicy Jay!