PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Worrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Worrell
vs
PoopyPants

187 cm
30
215 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

197 cm
27
222 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Worrell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Worrell chopping away at his opponent's legs.
PoopyPants works Worrell's body with a nice hook.
PoopyPants cracks Worrell with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Peter Worrell has been cut.
Worrell scores with a kick to the midsection.
PoopyPants takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Worrell connects with the punch.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Worrell.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Worrell creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through PoopyPants's defenses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Worrell tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Worrell in his tracks for a moment.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is looking to take this one to the mat.
PoopyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worrell throws a head punch that misses.
PoopyPants being controlled against the cage.
Good body shot from Worrell.
Worrell tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
PoopyPants tries to pull guard but Worrell holds him up against the cage and eventually PoopyPants drops back down to his feet.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body.
Worrell misses with a punch on the inside.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as PoopyPants takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
PoopyPants gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Worrell blocks it.

PoopyPants successfully pulls guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Worrell engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants wants to sweep here but Worrell controlling him for the moment.
Worrell wants to pass the guard but PoopyPants is keeping the position.
PoopyPants bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Worrell's guard.
PoopyPants sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Worrell's guard.

PoopyPants is looking for a kimura here.
PoopyPants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Worrell keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants is looking for a kimura but Worrell is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for PoopyPants to get the leverage.
Worrell blocking the ground and pound attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Worrell does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Worrell gets full guard.
Worrell looking to hit a scissor sweep but PoopyPants is one step ahead there.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
PoopyPants tries to free his leg and advance position but Worrell is retaining full guard.
PoopyPants being controlled here momentarily.
My spies in Laoch Den inform me that PoopyPants has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
PoopyPants is looking to pass into half guard but Worrell pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Worrell is in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Worrell controls the pace.

PoopyPants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Worrell doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Worrell manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Worrell tries to free his leg and advance position but PoopyPants is retaining full guard.

Worrell got a little sloppy there for a moment and PoopyPants has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Worrell has managed to get both his arms back between PoopyPants's legs - danger averted.
Worrell is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Worrell trying to control the position from guard on top but PoopyPants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Peter Worrell's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Worrell tries to score with a low kick but PoopyPants moves his leg out of the way.
Worrell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Worrell takes one on the chin but seems OK.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but Worrell is having none of it.
PoopyPants lands a right hook to the body.
PoopyPants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The fight stays on the outside here - Worrell looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
Worrell bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jab from PoopyPants.
Worrell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Worrell misses with a low kick.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Worrell moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Worrell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Worrell lands with a right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Worrell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Worrell throws a shot from downtown. PoopyPants moves away and avoids it.
PoopyPants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
PoopyPants fails with the takedown.
PoopyPants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Worrell circles away.
Worrell swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by PoopyPants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Worrell scoring well with a low kick there.
Worrell fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Peter Worrell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Worrell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and PoopyPants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jab from Worrell.
Worrell connects with a nice looking jab.
Worrell bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Worrell scores with a crisp jab that stopped PoopyPants in his tracks.
Worrell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Worrell throws a wild body kick that PoopyPants sees coming a mile off.
PoopyPants moves out of range of the body kick.
PoopyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Worrell tries to close the distance and clinch but PoopyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Worrell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Worrell manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Worrell strikes.
Worrell fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Worrell tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
PoopyPants uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Worrell is looking to land body kicks.
Worrell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
PoopyPants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Worrell throws out the jab.
Worrell misses with an uppercut. PoopyPants saw that one coming.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Worrell throws a head kick that half lands.
PoopyPants lands a lovely overhand right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from PoopyPants misses.
Worrell thows a body kick. PoopyPants tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants misses with a wild combination.
Worrell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and PoopyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
Peter Worrell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Worrell misses with a looping left.
PoopyPants slips a jab from Worrell.
PoopyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Worrell.

PoopyPants shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. PoopyPants showed some decent athleticism there.
PoopyPants tries to pass to full mount but Worrell defends it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Worrell is looking to control PoopyPants's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Worrell avoid being mounted?
Worrell is controlling PoopyPants's position as best he can from this difficult position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Worrell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Peter Worrell's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Worrell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Worrell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
PoopyPants takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Peter Worrell is winning the standup battle so far.
Worrell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Worrell was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Worrell misses with a head kick.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants blocks the body kick.

PoopyPants clinches.
Worrell tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
PoopyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Worrell has PoopyPants pressed against the cage.
Worrell throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands a nice elbow.
PoopyPants has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Worrell.
A nice glancing elbow lands by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow strike.
Worrell cracks PoopyPants with a nice body shot.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters up against the cage, PoopyPants throws an elbow but misses.
Worrell tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Worrell lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Worrell blocks it.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Worrell lands a left hand that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
Worrell lands a right hand.
Worrell misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Worrell.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
PoopyPants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from PoopyPants.
Worrell will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning PoopyPants up against the cage.
Worrell throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
PoopyPants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
PoopyPants drops down looking for an ankle pick but Worrell pulls his leg out and moves away.
A slapping body kick lands there for Worrell.
Worrell tries to land a front kick but PoopyPants steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Worrell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Worrell throws a hook but PoopyPants avoids it easily.
PoopyPants will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Peter Worrell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
A thudding body kick lands there by Worrell!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants shoots in but Worrell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Worrell tries a head kick but it misses.
A good leg kick by Worrell.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Worrell closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Worrell lands with a short shot to the head.
PoopyPants is trying to pull guard but Worrell has him pressed against the cage.
PoopyPants gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Worrell creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Worrell works on PoopyPants's body with a couple of short punches.
Worrell working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Worrell scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants managing to block the knees to the body from Worrell.
Still in the clinch, Worrell scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Worrell tries to work over PoopyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Worrell misses with a hook from the clinch.
PoopyPants throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Worrell lands a hook that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
Worrell lands a shoulder strike.
PoopyPants pressing his opponent against the cage.
Worrell is pressed up against the cage. PoopyPants has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Worrell down to the mat. Worrell avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Worrell.
PoopyPants tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by Worrell.
Nice body punch from Worrell.

Worrell clinches up against the cage.
PoopyPants gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Worrell showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Worrell has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Worrell!
A relieved looking Peter Worrell thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.