PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kane Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Williams comes into the arena with Celebration by Kool and the Gang blaring out of the sound system. Ironz has chosen Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra as his entrance music. Kane Williams has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Williams
vs
Ironz

193 cm
30
262 lbs
27 - 7 - 0

188 cm
30
279 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Conquer

Reaper Combatwear
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kane Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams connects with an inside leg kick.
Williams scores with a jab. Ironz acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Arnie Ironz has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice cross by Ironz.
Williams bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ironz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Williams paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Williams.
Williams has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Original Nemesis Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Ironz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ironz throws a big shot that misses.
Ironz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Ironz gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kane Williams!
As Kane Williams got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Thank you EVO - it's now on to a new chapter in this angry man's book. I'm coming L.A.'.