PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Killjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reagel Johehanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reagel Johehanson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Killjoy
vs
Johehanson

183 cm
27
195 lbs
13 - 10 - 2

190 cm
31
285 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Kevin Killjoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reagel Johehanson!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johehanson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Killjoy swivels and escapes.
Johehanson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Killjoy.
Killjoy feints and then cracks Johehanson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Johehanson down.
Killjoy blocks a head kick by Johehanson.
Johehanson slips under a jab from Killjoy.
Johehanson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Killjoy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Killjoy!
Killjoy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A jab from Killjoy does it's job there.
Killjoy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killjoy with a nice cross.
Killjoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johehanson moves away.
Killjoy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killjoy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Synergy Fight Team in the buildup to the fight.
Killjoy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Killjoy closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johehanson lands a left hand.

Killjoy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Killjoy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Killjoy misses with a wild combination.
Killjoy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Killjoy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Killjoy fails to land with a series of punches.
Killjoy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Johehanson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Killjoy to the mat! Killjoy manages to get full guard.
Johehanson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Johehanson passes into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Johehanson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Killjoy doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Johehanson.
Johehanson wants to pass the guard but Killjoy is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johehanson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Killjoy's head.
Johehanson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Johehanson tries to pass to full mount but Killjoy defends it.

Johehanson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Johehanson is looking to advance position but Killjoy won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Killjoy dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Johehanson ducks under a wild hook from Killjoy.
Some bone on bone action there as Johehanson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Killjoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johehanson moves away.
Johehanson moves out of range of the leg kick from Killjoy.
Johehanson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johehanson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Killjoy.
Killjoy misses with a series of wild punches.
A jab from Killjoy misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Johehanson blocks the leg kick.
Johehanson is looking to clinch.
Johehanson checks a leg kick nicely.
Johehanson avoids the head kick by Killjoy.
Killjoy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Killjoy here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Killjoy's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Killjoy duly obliges.

It looks like Reagel Johehanson has been cut.
Killjoy looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killjoy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kevin Killjoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Killjoy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Killjoy scores with a body shot.
Killjoy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Johehanson tries to clinch up but Killjoy circles away and keeps his distance.
Killjoy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Killjoy scoring well with a low kick there.
Johehanson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Killjoy swats away the attempt to clinch by Johehanson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Killjoy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Johehanson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Johehanson ducks under a wild hook from Killjoy.
Johehanson blocks a head kick by Killjoy.
Johehanson has his takedown stuffed
and Killjoy counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy connects with a looping right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Killjoy.
A leg kick checked by Johehanson.
Killjoy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Johehanson looks to throw the jab but Killjoy is out of range.
Kevin Killjoy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Johehanson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Killjoy was covering up waiting for the punch and Johehanson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Johehanson wants to pass the guard but Killjoy is keeping the position.

Killjoy wriggles free and stands up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johehanson was well out of range. Poor timing from Killjoy.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Killjoy. Johehanson shrugs it off though.
Killjoy thows a body shot but no joy.
Killjoy throws a sloppy head kick and Johehanson moves out of range easily.
Kevin Killjoy is winning the standup battle so far.
Killjoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Johehanson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Killjoy napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Killjoy wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

Johehanson goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Killjoy rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Johehanson's guard! Nice work there by Killjoy!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Johehanson is proving hard to escape from.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johehanson is striking but Killjoy is not phased and passes to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Killjoy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Reagel Johehanson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Johehanson tries for a takedown but Killjoy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Killjoy throws a head kick but Johehanson moves out of range.

Johehanson tries to keep at a distance but Killjoy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Johehanson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Killjoy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Johehanson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Killjoy.

Killjoy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Killjoy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Killjoy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Johehanson doesn't manage to clinch there - Killjoy circles away.
Killjoy throws a right and a left that Johehanson avoids nicely.

Killjoy gets a clinch.
Johehanson lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killjoy lands an uppercut.
Killjoy avoiding damage as Johehanson throws knees to the body.
Johehanson has Killjoy pushed against the cage.
Johehanson digs a right hand underneath Killjoy's ribcage. Killjoy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Killjoy blocking some punches.
Killjoy is trying to break the clinch but Johehanson is controlling him.
Johehanson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Killjoy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Killjoy is looking to break free of the clinch but Johehanson has double underhooks.
Killjoy is trying to break the clinch but Johehanson has him pressed against the cage.
Killjoy has had enough of the clinch but Johehanson keeps him there for the moment.

Johehanson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johehanson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Johehanson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Killjoy.
Killjoy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Killjoy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Killjoy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Killjoy darts in and clinches Johehanson up against the cage.
Johehanson landing knees to the head.

It looks like Kevin Killjoy has been cut.
Killjoy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johehanson has him pressed against the cage.
Johehanson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Killjoy.
Johehanson misses with a body punch.
Johehanson prevents Killjoy from breaking the clinch.
Johehanson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Killjoy avoiding damage as Johehanson throws knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johehanson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Killjoys head.

Killjoy breaks the clinch.
Killjoy tries to clinch up but Johehanson circles away and keeps his distance.
Killjoy thows a body kick. Johehanson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Johehanson tries to clinch but Killjoy is having none of it.
Killjoy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Johehanson.
Reagel Johehanson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Killjoy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Johehanson doesn't seem bothered though.
Killjoy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Killjoy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killjoy tries to bum rush Johehanson with a series of wild strikes but Johehanson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Killjoy throws a combination that misses
and Johehanson counters with a nice kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from Killjoy.
Killjoy circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Johehanson dives in and scores a takedown into Killjoy's guard.
Johehanson slips nicely into half guard.
Kevin Killjoy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Johehanson is looking for a kimura here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johehanson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Killjoy defending well though.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kevin Killjoy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Killjoy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kevin Killjoy!
An out of breath Kevin Killjoy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.