PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bon Joy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oisin O Conghaile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joy comes into the arena with The Prodigy - Breathe blaring out of the sound system. O Conghaile is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Deer's Cry by Angelina. Bon Joy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Joy
vs
O Conghaile

190 cm
34
199 lbs
21 - 9 - 1

186 cm
29
201 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Bon Joy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oisin O Conghaile!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Eddie Farnsworth and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Conghaile throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
O Conghaile plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
O Conghaile throws a head kick but Joy moves out of range.
O Conghaile misses with a body kick.
O Conghaile delivers a nice body kick.
Joy tries to clinch
and O Conghaile counters with a nice kick to the body.
Joy looks to clinch
and O Conghaile counters with a straight right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joy wants to clinch but O Conghaile slips to the side
and O Conghaile counters with a flying knee. Nice.
O Conghaile connects with a good right hand that stumbles Joy. Joy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Joy looks to clinch
and O Conghaile counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Conghaile scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Oooooh!!! O Conghaile has knocked Joy down with a huge combo! O Conghaile steps away and waves a wobbly Joy back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Joy is rocked!
Joy is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. O Conghaile Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Joy is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Oisin O Conghaile!
A relieved looking Oisin O Conghaile thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.